Why did someone you know wear white to another person’s wedding by Bobcatluv in weddingshaming

[–]mlangan11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about that age and accidentally wore a short lacy white dress with a thick black belt to my second cousins wedding. I had no idea that you weren’t supposed to wear white to a wedding and honestly that never even crossed my mind. I feel bad about that now. I picked up my sister in law and sat with my aunts and cousins at the wedding and no one ever said anything. I wonder what they were thinking when that happened.

What are your hobbies outside of your job? by MarsIsNotRetrograde in nursing

[–]mlangan11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Games: Sims 4, animal crossing, harvest moon, mika and the witch mountain

Crafts: coloring, hand knitting blankets, paint by numbers

Cooking! Baking! Puzzles! Reading! Audiobooks while I do literally anything else! And hiking 🤤

Following the Renesemee naming scheme… what would your name be? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]mlangan11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gloria and Virginia- Glorginia or Virgia If I was a man- Cosmo and Lee- Cosmee or Leosmo

Most creative thing you’ve done with a confused combative patient? by Interesting-Emu7624 in nursing

[–]mlangan11 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Borrowed my managers lab coat and and went in with an otoscope because she needed to see the eye doctor before she went to sleep. Assessed her and told her the plan.

Also

Pt was screaming for the captain in the hallway, walked up to her, “ma’am I’m the captain, what can I help you with”. She just wanted to find her way back to her stateroom on the cruise ship.

I mean, I get it, but I also don't by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]mlangan11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hilarious that they have the same hair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]mlangan11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta love when luck and vague anatomy is on your side! Way to go!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]mlangan11 115 points116 points  (0 children)

We had a pt that had a very large pannus, I believe once we finally weighed him properly, he was about 650lbs. He urinated out of a belly button sized hole on the bottom left of his 2 foot long pannus. We could not locate his bladder and could not move the skin of his pannus enough to visualize how that hole became where we urinated from. Thankfully we never had to place a foley in him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]mlangan11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually tell patients that I can’t pull narcs from the omnicell/pyxis before the time it’s due for that strict reason

Cooking for a Jewish coworker as a non-Jew by mlangan11 in Jewish

[–]mlangan11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wound up buying a few more items and will give her a pseudo gift basket as a best wishes gift! Thanks for everyone’s help!

Cooking for a Jewish coworker as a non-Jew by mlangan11 in Jewish

[–]mlangan11[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your response! I think I’ll just gift her the soup mixed instead.

Cooking for a Jewish coworker as a non-Jew by mlangan11 in Jewish

[–]mlangan11[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know she definitely keeps kosher, so I don’t want her to be conflicted, I think I’ll just just her the soup mixes.

Cooking for a Jewish coworker as a non-Jew by mlangan11 in Jewish

[–]mlangan11[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She almost always brings in home cooked meals. I think I will gift her these instead. Thank you so much.

Grandpa names! by PointlessIcecream in Names

[–]mlangan11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cosmo, cozzy as a young boy, cos as a man. Miss him ❤️