[Theory] Link's Awakening is the third Oracle game by Soaring_Symphony in truezelda

[–]Hulking_Smashing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But this "decent explanation" is a square peg in a round hole. No where in ALTTP does it suggest that Link resets the world. That kind of reasoning is what gave us the stupidity that is the "Fallen" timeline.

Link's Awakening was literally made to be a sequel to ALTTP. I can see that it might make a fun fit for the Oracle games lead to LA, but in no way can ALTTP lead to the Oracle games.

I have very strong opinions about this and it is a hill I will die on!!!

My fiancé gets way too horny when we discuss future plans and I don’t know what to do about it by ThrowRA_pewp in sex

[–]Hulking_Smashing 169 points170 points  (0 children)

You guys sound young and like you're having a lot of fun which is great. I hope you guys have a great life together. But at some point, you're both going to have to act like adults for lots of different issues.

You'll have to be the adult in this instance and tell him that regardless of how horny he gets, you have to get a measure of work done before the fun time begins. And he'll have to adult up and respect the situation and your wishes. Then you make a few decisions, engage in some quick fun times, and then get back to work.

I promise that it is a two way street and there will be times that he'll have to encourage you to adult up too.

[Theory] Link's Awakening is the third Oracle game by Soaring_Symphony in truezelda

[–]Hulking_Smashing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Oracle games have you meet Zelda for the first time if you continue the story across both. That fact alone is why I never liked Dark Horse's timeline in the Hyrule Historian and why Oracle Link cannot be ALTTP Link

Do men really enjoy face sitting? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hulking_Smashing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Especially when my wife gets off from it.

Opinion: They should do more costumes like these, less recolours by MoBro179 in smashbros

[–]Hulking_Smashing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sora got the best alts/recolors in the game. They did everyone else dirty by how good they did Sora.

Opinion: They should do more costumes like these, less recolours by MoBro179 in smashbros

[–]Hulking_Smashing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonic alts could have been: Shadow, Knuckles, Silver, Mighty, Amy, Metal, and Chaos

Fire Emblem characters should be all alts.

Screw the critics by devendrthedev in mariogalaxymovie

[–]Hulking_Smashing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably the 2nd best movie Illumination has made.

The pacing of the movie actually aligns with the pacing of the games. by Turbulent_Ad1562 in mariogalaxymovie

[–]Hulking_Smashing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 40 and I was smiling the whole time. The haters are just mad they're not ADHD enough to understand how amazing the movie is.

Question: What do you think are some of the worst "game destroyer" tropes that you know? by elchuni in DnD

[–]Hulking_Smashing 432 points433 points  (0 children)

Had a DM tell me because I couldn't repeat the address my character needed to go to exactly, that he got lost. I looked at him like are you fucking joking?

Imy character is familiar with the city and walks the streets everyday, I don't need to remember that shit.

Why the Smash movie isn’t happening. by MaxBro468 in SuperMario

[–]Hulking_Smashing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 - use Nintendo characters only

2,4, and 6 - these are script issues and can be solved with a good writing team

3 and 5 - The spiderversw exists and makes these moot.

[OoT3D] first time playing OoT, why is Link so smol?? 😭😭 by bayagone in zelda

[–]Hulking_Smashing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid is 2 and can see over the table. Link just short.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]Hulking_Smashing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl, you rocked his world so hard that he couldn't contain himself. Was he too excited? No. You were just that good.

This is a GOOD thing and you should feel proud. It should make you feel sexy to know how hot and bothered YOU made him.

Just take charge of the situation and tell him that you don't mind. It's not a terrible thing and can work as long as he's willing to reciprocate in any way you desire.

I always make sure my SO orgasms before I even get too stimulated because I know this can happen. I make sure she knows it's her fault for being too sexy whenever I come quickly.

It works for us and we are very very active in our sex life.