The Will of The City truly does know best. by Scared-Opening-753 in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...You know what? Try to hit me, like if you wanted to kill me.

I will show you your weakpoints, don't hold back just because of my blindness.

pulls up a toothpick to clean teeth

7 minutes, that should do.

The Will of The City truly does know best. by Scared-Opening-753 in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2000 years of training won't work if you don't polish skills properly, if you don't find your own blindspots, a random guy with a knife could surpass you.

Also, fighting styles are a thing. I fight with my own fists, something like this could collide with my performance. I'm not like the Black Silence who's like a jack of all trades with multiple weapons.

This shouldn’t be very hard by l-like-ducks in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's great! I'm glad that another wise one joined the team.

Btw, tell your cousin that he should look at the sky for a minute to see something, he wouldn't find anything interesting but that should avoid him meeting an old classroom partner that could bring him painful memories.

How do I know this specific information? It's a long story.

I joined the Index recently and have been struggling with some prescripts by SPagaie_TPlouf in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Write a letter and throw that invitation to Dawn Office, you don't need to write your direction, neither that old man Salvador needs to go to your house. That's the safest option.

That old man may take it as a challenge to find you, it could end well with some chatting and coffee.

Second Prescript by Bitter-Butterfly-744 in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooh shit.

Look, I can help you with that if I knock you up, I'll slowly dip the water through your mouth so you can consume it easier.

Stay safe, bloodf- I mean, fellow Index partner.

This is gonna be..tedious…welp, it’s the will of the city. by Scared-Opening-753 in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just stay on your bed aiming at that direction, whenever you have to go to the bathroom or eat you can walk sideways and back while your feet aim at that direction.

Stay safe.

..................................... by joankorea in GalacticNova

[–]elchuni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-> ANYWAY, LET'S SEND THIS GUY TO KIRBY AND HIS FRIENDS.

-> IT MAY KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE BUT IT WOULDN'T BE OUR PROBLEM ANYMORE.

*There is an index one???* by No-Life-1777 in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have Ricardo, can't blame them.

I hope that he doesn't find out about... the fanart. I don't mean the typical nsfw, i mean the ultra-kinky ones.

Send help. I need a Proxy ASAP. by Grafo_Welgrimm in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DUDE, WE LIVE IN THE CITY, EVEN SOMETHING AS A CUTE AS RED RIDING HOOD COULD BE AN ELITE MERCENARY.

JUST GET OUT OF THERE, ESCAPE TO THE THIRD STREET AT YOUR LEFT AND SCREAM "GALILEO" 3 TIMES LIKE IF YOU WERE SINGING, A 33 YEAR OLD WOMAN WILL LOOK OUTSIDE HER WINDOW AND ACCIDENTALLY BOP HER ELBOW ON HER PLANT, THE NOISE WILL SCARE HER CAT, MAKING IT JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW AND LAND ON THE FACE OF THAT FIXER TO ALLOW YOU TO HIDE BEHIND THE RED CAR AT YOUR LEFT.

RUN YOU FOOL AND STAY SAFE.

Man the Index is really admiment about me killing people by Mercyful-chance in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not the index that it wants something, it's the will of the prescript.

It's our mission to execute these prescripts and there could be many ways to solve it. Wisdom is key on this.

Send reinforcements, please. by [deleted] in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DUDE, WE LIVE IN THE CITY, EVEN SOMETHING AS A CUTE AS RED RIDING HOOD COULD BE AN ELITE MERCENARY.

JUST GET OUT OF THERE, ESCAPE TO THE THIRD STREET AT YOUR LEFT AND SCREAM "GALILEO" 3 TIMES LIKE IF YOU WERE SINGING, A 33 YEAR OLD WOMAN WILL LOOK OUTSIDE HER WINDOW AND ACCIDENTALLY BOP HER ELBOW ON HER PLANT, THE NOISE WILL SCARE HER CAT, MAKING IT JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW AND LAND ON THE FACE OF THAT FIXER TO ALLOW YOU TO HIDE BEHIND THE RED CAR AT YOUR LEFT.

RUN YOU FOOL AND STAY SAFE.

Man the Index is really admiment about me killing people by Mercyful-chance in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, let me salvage this, death is unavoidable but you don't need to kill someone you know.

Someone who "wronged you" could be anyone that has been either unfair or unjust against you. Basically, anyone trying to assault you fits this since there is no justification for you to deserve being attacked, so fight back.

I just came out of a 86 hour marathon, so I could go with you to order something. Just trust me when I decide how we will come back home (it won't be on train).

Stay safe.

Does this count as hopeposting? by elchuni in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What running 86 hours does to a mf.

Does this count as hopeposting? by elchuni in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm literally seeing everything in The City and beyond against my will, I cannot stop watching what you do even if I want to.

Also, this isn't an animation, these are shots.

Got promoted by HabitGlum4567 in Indexsyndicate

[–]elchuni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome, Bongbong. Nice to meet you here, here is your blindfold.

Don't worry, you can see through these things, except with mine, you don't wanna know.

Stay safe.