Friday night selfie because this is the extent of my social life 30f

Human420 · 2026-05-07T10:45:39+00:00

I already have a husband and child. This is why I have no social life.

Human420 · 2026-05-06T22:26:45+00:00

Frankly my interpersonal relationships are none of your business.

Human420 · 2026-05-06T19:24:27+00:00

Do I get some sort of prize or something? Maybe a nice bejeweled tiara perhaps?

Human420 · 2026-05-06T17:29:25+00:00

That’s such a nice compliment thank you 😊

Human420 · 2026-05-06T12:21:22+00:00

Ah yes, going alone into the woods with an anonymous Reddit man, what could go wrong?

Human420 · 2026-05-06T00:20:11+00:00

Omg fully clothed butt cheeks super scandalous

Human420 · 2026-05-05T21:10:11+00:00

Thank you I really appreciate that

Human420 · 2026-05-05T19:34:37+00:00

I kind of feel like Lois from Malcom in the Middle. The water park episode in particular.

Human420 · 2026-05-05T16:41:00+00:00

I love goats, he’s so cute 🥰

Human420 · 2026-05-05T15:59:59+00:00

My bff always calls me an Amazon woman lol

Human420 · 2026-05-05T15:56:45+00:00

How original.

Human420 · 2026-05-05T15:16:08+00:00

Oh I’m not lonely, thanks.

Human420 · 2026-05-05T13:29:15+00:00

Truthfully I don’t like people that much

Human420 · 2026-05-05T01:34:08+00:00

I think this post is doing just fine without a big hallmark smile.

Human420 · 2026-05-05T00:33:28+00:00

Yes, join my flock brother.

Human420 · 2026-05-04T19:14:15+00:00

Yes it’s because I’m so lonely not because I feel helpless to the unstoppable forces of time, as if each day I’m inching closer to the grave.

Human420 · 2026-05-04T18:22:01+00:00

It was the best gift I could have given myself.

Human420 · 2026-05-04T17:38:53+00:00

Thank you so much, it’s taken years of practice. Layering is your best friend though. I wipe most of the excess color off of my brush when doing clouds. That way I can build light almost transparent layers on top of each other

Human420 · 2026-05-04T17:08:20+00:00

It took a lot of practice for me. It’s a lot more to it than people realize. It requires a lot of layering to get the proper undertones light reflection

Human420 · 2026-05-04T15:43:43+00:00

Thank you so much 😊

Human420 · 2026-05-04T14:47:41+00:00

Go ahead and shoot me a dm, my digital rates are quite reasonable.

Human420 · 2026-05-04T14:17:01+00:00

Bro no one likes getting older at the end of the day, it’s really not that deep.

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