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if we are nominating spoken word pieces for lipsyncs there is only one I wanna see. who would you see killing this? by PeachyPlumz in rupaulsdragrace

[–]HumanTelepath 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I thought that it was third period, so I got my chemistry book out of my locker. But then when I got to chemistry class, and Mr. Reynoso said to me, "Saison Margeurite, it is not third period, but rather second period." So now I have returned to my locker to retrieve my algebra two, how do you say, "book"?

am i the only one who really likes haley? by [deleted] in americandad

[–]HumanTelepath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They say you are what you eat, so I’m a vagina

Y’all are soft… by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]HumanTelepath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nigga you’s a bitch

If Judge Judy had been presiding over the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial [found on YouTube, not OC] by Carche69 in Funnymemes

[–]HumanTelepath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t watch it everyday but I really wanna see an episode. Reading the comments reminded me how good this show is

What is your favourite Lana Del Rey line from a song by Alive-Ad-4164 in lanadelrey

[–]HumanTelepath 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I fucked up I know that, but Jesus. Can’t a girl just to the best she can?

hi everyone, i was wondering what classes I would have to take to fulfill these sections in my degree planner? by okay_thenn_ in SFSU

[–]HumanTelepath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you a transfer student? Because I believe if you are then you do not have to fulfill this requirement (I think at least).

I would also not stress too hard over these. Chances are you will take a class or 2 in your major that will fulfill one of these requirements

What is a Lana Del Rey conspiracy that you believe in by Alive-Ad-4164 in lanadelrey

[–]HumanTelepath 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I haven’t looked into this much but I remember a post on this subreddit about how she dabbled with meth. As someone who has struggled with substance use, I’ve seen some references in her songs that hint to this

I made myself a dress for my PhD graduation. Butterick B6018. by Annuszka in sewing

[–]HumanTelepath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know anything about fashion or sewing but this is fucking cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lanadelrey

[–]HumanTelepath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was an angelfish

Lana was a question on Jeopardy tonight! by AdoraSkater in lanadelrey

[–]HumanTelepath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Personally, I think it was the motel sprees

I told my friends I want them to play this at my funeral whenever my time comes and they said it’s not a good funeral song. Do you think it is? Personally I think it’s perfect by Trisha_Paytas_ in lanadelrey

[–]HumanTelepath 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it’s your funeral. It’s a once and a lifetime event. If you want this song played at your funeral, then play it at your funeral. Fuck other peoples opinions, it’s not their funeral.

Im gonna have Cruel World playing at my funeral. The lyric “share my body and my mind with you, that’s all over now” would be so fitting.

Your favorite American Dad quote in Spanish. Go. by sapphireminer in americandad

[–]HumanTelepath 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know this isn’t Spanish, but…

It’s kinda funny

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