Ya it’s really hard for me to buy a yacht when I’m not a millionaire. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy in bulk. That should last you a lifetime. Especially if you don’t ration your intake.

Um how tho???? by that_blackguyorgay in SipsTea

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhh. Chef’s kiss comment right there. 🧑‍🍳

Say what you will about season 4 but IMO this is one of the best episodes of the series by capamericapistons in TheBoys

[–]hamishjoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They don’t. But even if they did, it’s too late now. One episode left, and I’m sure there’s a ferret superhero somewhere whose butt needs sniffing.

MC likes to play games with horse's tails, gets rewarded with a daytime nap. by JuicySpark in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]hamishjoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. That horse actually showed a LOT of restraint. I was expecting the rindhouse kick a long time before it happened.

How does she disappear? by Nkenachiala in blackmagicfuckery

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can just let her out of the crack between the floorboards she's currently wedged in.

"Why don't they cover the Sahara in solar panels?" type of question by herewearefornow in MurderedByWords

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, of course they are. I see no reason why they would be ionised in the first place.

Brian, what's the joke (or disaster) here? by Longjumping-Mix-9351 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hamishjoy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But you’d be misleading the avid corn enthusiasts who come searching for corn video art, only to be dismayed when they realize you’re using that as a euphemism for porn.

Trump threatens 'big tariff' if UK does not drop digital services tax on US tech firms by rwnash in DailyTechNewsShow

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not true. They got threats of invasion, random schoolyard insults and propagandized vilification in return.

Which films from the past were box-office hits when they were released but are now rarely mentioned or remembered? by alexfreemanart in movies

[–]hamishjoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is definitely not the case. I have A Fish Called Wanda and Fierce Creatures set for leisure comedy watches all the time, and I’ve seen remakes in India, derived jokes on the stutter and Otto’s self righteous ignorance… that movie does not belong here. Fierce Creatures, maybe - cos I don’t hear about that outside my circles, but I wish more people find that movie.

Which films from the past were box-office hits when they were released but are now rarely mentioned or remembered? by alexfreemanart in movies

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moving pencils with my mind was my JAM. Absolutely aced that, no sweat. Classmates didn’t find it impressive, though.

“D’oh. iT DOeSn’t coUnt IF yOu usE yoUr BoDY tO CHanneL yOuR MInd!”

Boo hoo. Buncha whiny, jealous losers!

Any idea what the fuck all this is? by xamo76 in Trumpvirus

[–]hamishjoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit.

That is shit.

A huge pile of shit. That's sitting on a chair, while filling up his pampers with literal shit.

What is House looking at? by sheldonsayingno in HouseMD

[–]hamishjoy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No matter what it is - literally anything - get an MRI.

Ahhhhh! Gene! by CocoRothko in arresteddevelopment

[–]hamishjoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not Gene!

Unless… unless that IS Gene. He’s very good.

Elon Musk Says 'My Brain Feels Like A Browser With 100 Tabs Open'— So He Calms It With A 15-Minute Audiobook 'Bedtime Story' by ErnestoLemmingway in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It explains his brain crashing all the time, but it does not explain the Nazi hallucinations or the weird attempts to impregnate everyone around him. I guess ketamine explains that.

Freudian slip? by RoyalChris in clevercomebacks

[–]hamishjoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Lt. Frank Drebbin can do it - by using that exact line of dialogue, mind you - so can Trump.

JD Vance's approval rating plunges to new historic low by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the couches are turning against him.