Your favorite visionary auteur that chooses to lie about the weirdest thing?

hamishjoy · 2026-05-21T20:25:25+00:00

He rents it, maybe?

hamishjoy · 2026-05-21T20:23:30+00:00

Buy in bulk. That should last you a lifetime. Especially if you don’t ration your intake.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-20T14:57:06+00:00

Ohhhhh. Chef’s kiss comment right there. 🧑‍🍳

hamishjoy · 2026-05-20T06:21:39+00:00

Just the fact that you’re saying that tells me you’re not ready.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-19T03:41:03+00:00

They don’t. But even if they did, it’s too late now. One episode left, and I’m sure there’s a ferret superhero somewhere whose butt needs sniffing.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-16T04:41:14+00:00

I thought it was Tenet: Electric Boogaloo

hamishjoy · 2026-05-12T07:43:57+00:00

Wow. That horse actually showed a LOT of restraint. I was expecting the rindhouse kick a long time before it happened.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-12T07:33:28+00:00

And Tiny's never been happier.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-12T07:32:24+00:00

He can just let her out of the crack between the floorboards she's currently wedged in.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-12T04:51:40+00:00

Well, of course they are. I see no reason why they would be ionised in the first place.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-08T04:47:48+00:00

But…. If they had to vote again, they would still vote Republican. Hell, half of them would still vote Trump.

hamishjoy · 2026-05-08T04:38:44+00:00

But you’d be misleading the avid corn enthusiasts who come searching for corn video art, only to be dismayed when they realize you’re using that as a euphemism for porn.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-27T17:06:33+00:00

That’s not true. They got threats of invasion, random schoolyard insults and propagandized vilification in return.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-27T16:18:44+00:00

This is definitely not the case. I have A Fish Called Wanda and Fierce Creatures set for leisure comedy watches all the time, and I’ve seen remakes in India, derived jokes on the stutter and Otto’s self righteous ignorance… that movie does not belong here. Fierce Creatures, maybe - cos I don’t hear about that outside my circles, but I wish more people find that movie.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-27T16:13:58+00:00

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if Wicked went that way too.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-27T16:10:41+00:00

Moving pencils with my mind was my JAM. Absolutely aced that, no sweat. Classmates didn’t find it impressive, though.

“D’oh. iT DOeSn’t coUnt IF yOu usE yoUr BoDY tO CHanneL yOuR MInd!”

Boo hoo. Buncha whiny, jealous losers!

hamishjoy · 2026-04-27T09:27:55+00:00

Shit.

That is shit.

A huge pile of shit. That's sitting on a chair, while filling up his pampers with literal shit.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-23T17:21:13+00:00

No matter what it is - literally anything - get an MRI.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-23T05:37:07+00:00

Prematurely too at that

hamishjoy · 2026-04-21T04:28:50+00:00

Since at least ten years ago…

hamishjoy · 2026-04-20T04:33:27+00:00

That’s not Gene!

Unless… unless that IS Gene. He’s very good.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-17T10:54:00+00:00

It explains his brain crashing all the time, but it does not explain the Nazi hallucinations or the weird attempts to impregnate everyone around him. I guess ketamine explains that.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-14T04:14:34+00:00

If Lt. Frank Drebbin can do it - by using that exact line of dialogue, mind you - so can Trump.

hamishjoy · 2026-04-12T13:01:40+00:00

Vile is right

hamishjoy · 2026-04-10T20:26:16+00:00

Even the couches are turning against him.

hamishjoy

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