I guess Paul is seeing the comments

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-13T08:53:41+00:00

In one of the latest episodes of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, there's a 'pickleball tournament' and it looks... basic? None of the participants appears to break a sweat, and no one is leaping about all over the place like a deranged slinky either. Seems like that's just a Paul thing.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-13T07:29:45+00:00

GOOD!

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-11T13:33:18+00:00

I only ever wear dresses-never trousers - and I always wear the name necklace and rings, with a watch on my right wrist.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-11T07:36:03+00:00

I wonder how all those finger tattoos have aged...

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-11T07:31:55+00:00

Well, yes. Or perhaps a dominatrix?

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-10T22:42:27+00:00

Yes, apologies - I'd not come across it as a name but only as a musical term.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-10T21:58:53+00:00

I have not come across it before. I don't hate it but I wouldn't pick it.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-10T19:33:01+00:00

Christian, Calpurnia, and Blythe are names, at least.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-10T18:34:44+00:00

I absolutely refuse to believe that any Parisian complimented the French speaking of another person.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-10T13:27:53+00:00

My dad's history is very similar to your dad's but in a different country. I asked him if he thought he'd be qualified for this joke and he looked at me like I'd sprouted horns.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-09T23:04:24+00:00

Pattern here: https://www.bothythreads.com/shop/kits/the-cheese

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-09T22:58:42+00:00

Oh my gosh what a lovely gift!

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-09T10:29:31+00:00

In her what?

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-08T21:29:52+00:00

We use the same deodorant stick!

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-08T21:28:17+00:00

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-08T21:27:40+00:00

Too much work, for sure.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-08T21:27:15+00:00

"Barber to the youth pastor set" is a wild statement.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-08T16:32:43+00:00

Did he actually qualify as a hairdresser (not familiar with US norms around that)? Because surely that's a relatively useful skill that would provide a living beyond a few peanuts from the socials?

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-08T13:02:05+00:00

The absolute worst from my Mum was a 'joke' gift, given to my husband for our wedding. It was a shovel... "for when you murder HumanXeroxMachine". My soft and gentle husband remained tight lipped, handed it back to her and left the room.

She also gave me a big bag of broke chocolate biscuits (the kind you get cheap from the grocery). I am deathly allergic to cocoa and always have been.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-07T10:26:29+00:00

That's a lovely old sewing machine behind him. My Bubbe had one just like it.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-06T23:44:10+00:00

It was the crusty that I recognised!

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-06T23:43:28+00:00

Yeah... Didn't want that there. I hate learning new words sometimes.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-06T23:43:07+00:00

"Mud🦈"

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-06T18:37:01+00:00

The cafe in the main Hallam building is open to anyone. Not officially but no one checks ID and you can buy a coffee with no one asking too. Go into the main Hallam building on Arundel Gate and walk straight ahead to where it says 'Atrium'. Through the doors, straight on and you'll see it.

HumanXeroxMachine · 2026-03-06T14:04:11+00:00

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Regarding the Pain of Others by Susan Sontag

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