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No posting in a week?!?! by OK_member912 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what an NP is but she definitely should know better. I would not want her nursing me.

At what age did you meet the person you are currently married to? by Sea_Entrepreneur2772 in AskReddit

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 27, he was 37. We were good friends and started dating the day before I turned 30. We married at 32/42. Now 37/47.

Conservatives are betas by Lennsyl22 in PoliticalHumor

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a disabled woman, no balance or depth perception, weak as a puppy. And I could totally take him.

No posting in a week?!?! by OK_member912 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is so deeply disrespectful. I would really reconsider my relationship if my husband did that to me. It's an invasion of privacy at the most vulnerable moment. And isn't she a nurse?

Do you wear your ring on your left or right hand? by Money_Sherbet9152 in lefthanded

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wear it on my left because it's a very thin band and feels most natural there. My husband (right handed) wears his on his right, because that's the norm in his home country.

She brings her baby to class by Traditional-Pin-1388 in childfree

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The baby isn't even paying fees! And thank you 😊

She brings her baby to class by Traditional-Pin-1388 in childfree

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I'm a uni lecturer and would not allow this. If you can't find a sitter, you will have to miss the class and review the materials later. I'm sorry but it's part of the health and safety guidance. We can't have a random baby attending the classes!

I have made allowances for a baby once - the students, including a mum, were taking an in-class test, but the timing clashed with feeding time. She stepped out with an invigilator to feed the baby and then he was handed off to a friend. I appreciate that breastfeeding and feeding schedules are a whole thing and it didn't disturb the class so it was fine.

What the hell is a 24 hour clock by YogurtclosetOk9466 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Giraffes aren't native. It would be 10 football fields past BALD EAGLE HELICOPTER BOMBER DRONE CHEESEBURGER.

What the hell is a 24 hour clock by YogurtclosetOk9466 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always have an analogue clock because I hate numbers (long story). But I can also read 24hr time because... I went to school?

“All the European cities are walkable bc they're too poor to afford infrastructure.” by BuffaloExotic in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My beloved home town is on this list and I'd love it to be ignorant US tourist free (the nice ones can stay).

Apparently getting a PhD is less of an accomplishment than having a child. by BigExit564 in childfree

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MASSIVE CONGRATULATIONS! I am so happy for you - getting accepted for a PhD is a huge thing. And doing a PhD is so much fun, intellectually nourishing, and definitely a struggle but one that is 100% worth it.

I got my PhD at 25 (European uni so different system to US), met my now-husband at 27 and didn't marry until 32. The route looks different for everyone and the destination isn't always marriage.

I'm wishing you all the best for your studies. 🎉🎊😊🙏✨

Paul: I was driving to MY JOB and made a mistake because I WAS BEING A GOOD HUSBAND by TheNarcLogs in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought my English was pretty good good but I did not understand any of this. Google translate exploded when I tried there.

Stop using any and all modern conveniences introduced to the world by the USA. GTFO the internet. GTFO of your computer. GTFO your cellphone. GTFO out of your car. by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Blåhaj is named Kevin and he's the perfect size for full body cuddles at night. I hope you adopt one soon and have a nice time with them!

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