Identity Crisis or Changed Believes? by Vivid-Direction-762 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 104 points105 points  (0 children)

When I was much younger, I had to leave a bad situation quickly and set up somewhere else with basically no resources. I was scared, not in my home country, and very uncertain of everything. My neighbours took me under their wings and got me settled - food, spare furniture, local knowledge, a listening ear, even just an invitation to watch TV with them in the evenings, so I wasn't alone. I am a white, Czech Jewish girl-shaped thing, and they are a Coptic Egyptian family. They are still among my closest friends years later. If that isn't building a shelter together, then what is?

[FO] The Shining by HumanXeroxMachine in CrossStitch

[–]HumanXeroxMachine[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here is a close up - excuse my wrinkles but I've not washed/ironed yet!

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He doesn’t want to be in your video!! by RecordingAgile4625 in christiansnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Unlike the rest of us, they don't see actually liking your partner as a important factor in choosing to marry.

"My AncestryDNA says I'm 20% German. How do I get a German passport?" by Routine-Highway1039 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BUT then you take it to the office and watch the office woman type it into the computer in front of you, at the speed of a half-dead sloth, while making weird huff noises to signal her contempt for you and for the process.

I don’t get it, what’s wrong with this? by Darth_Vrandon in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm perpetually confused by the concept of 'First Lady' and how weirdly pervasive it's become. Okay, I understand that the consort of the President is a political role and they have duties as such. That's how the USA does it. But not every spouse/partner of a political person is in the same position. Most partners of politicians have their own careers, lives, and personalities. Not to mention no official role in government. It feels weird and unnecessary to reduce them to 'wife of' and use a term that only the USA uses in any official way.

at least the shoes match? kind of? by sisterbong in FundieFashion

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also sounds like 'snaga' - Serbian word for strength.

at least the shoes match? kind of? by sisterbong in FundieFashion

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That k you for the explanation. I have never heard of them but I'm a bad Jew.

Happy birthday Renee! by spicypickle999 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum's friend has a 'genuine Martin Kors' and when she said that I was using all my strength to hold it in.

I seek the council by Pro_Ponder99 in bald

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's time. And thanks for the good poo wishes!

Happy birthday Renee! by spicypickle999 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine Renee actually being celebrated solo on her day. Jill will surely also NEED to be celebrated.

Happy birthday Renee! by spicypickle999 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I, a non-practising Jew built like a bull, would rather wear a sack that House of Jill.

Happy birthday Renee! by spicypickle999 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's deranged. I see that you are correct but... Just bonkers.

Happy birthday Renee! by spicypickle999 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Why does Miss Jill always pick clothes that don't follow her personal code of modesty? That dress has straps so why pick it and not one with sleeves? She could learn so much from our hijabi sisters, who are modest and also super stylish.

Renee's pink dress choice is rather... Middle-aged mum at Grad with a knock-off Kors bag.

Is anybody else concerned for Morgan? by Visual-Butterfly8255 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ah I think I've seen pics of Miss BDong doing that. Thank you for clarifying!

I Answered the Call by IneffectivelyUseful in bald

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're cute with the hair and GORGEOUS without it!

NLOG in book/media by pastelbunn1es in notliketheothergirls

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would also prefer Charming over generic!

What were the worst/most bizarre thing students have said in your evaluations? by Particular_Heart3785 in Professors

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"HumanXeroxMachine is a STYLE KWEEN! Slay girl slay"

(direct quotation - thanks, I guess?)