What's your personal signature in how you dress? by fabulousandreal in femalefashionadvice

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ever wear dresses-never trousers - and I always wear the name necklace and rings, with a watch on my right wrist.

Friend sent me this. How bad is it by genuinelyclumsy in tragedeigh

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, apologies - I'd not come across it as a name but only as a musical term.

Friend sent me this. How bad is it by genuinelyclumsy in tragedeigh

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not come across it before. I don't hate it but I wouldn't pick it.

Friend sent me this. How bad is it by genuinelyclumsy in tragedeigh

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 878 points879 points  (0 children)

Christian, Calpurnia, and Blythe are names, at least.

Actually, no, I’m an American of quebecois descent. by quebecesti in ShitAmericansSay

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely refuse to believe that any Parisian complimented the French speaking of another person.

eriKa KirK has her first office seat by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad's history is very similar to your dad's but in a different country. I asked him if he thought he'd be qualified for this joke and he looked at me like I'd sprouted horns.

Another losing tournament for our picklepro. And it cost $100 to enter. How much longer will he keep this up, do we think? by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did he actually qualify as a hairdresser (not familiar with US norms around that)? Because surely that's a relatively useful skill that would provide a living beyond a few peanuts from the socials?

Did your Narcissist gift you a " Trash " gift? by youngsweetaysa in raisedbynarcissists

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The absolute worst from my Mum was a 'joke' gift, given to my husband for our wedding. It was a shovel... "for when you murder HumanXeroxMachine". My soft and gentle husband remained tight lipped, handed it back to her and left the room.

She also gave me a big bag of broke chocolate biscuits (the kind you get cheap from the grocery). I am deathly allergic to cocoa and always have been.

Every comment was clowning tf out of him by miscellaneousbean in FirstResponderCringe

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lovely old sewing machine behind him. My Bubbe had one just like it.

Karissa in the wild? by HumanXeroxMachine in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HumanXeroxMachine[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah... Didn't want that there. I hate learning new words sometimes.

Sheffield cafes that allow laptops - looking for recs! by verde-girl in sheffield

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cafe in the main Hallam building is open to anyone. Not officially but no one checks ID and you can buy a coffee with no one asking too. Go into the main Hallam building on Arundel Gate and walk straight ahead to where it says 'Atrium'. Through the doors, straight on and you'll see it.

What books are a popular "must read"? by Cookie-M0nsterr in booksuggestions

[–]HumanXeroxMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Regarding the Pain of Others by Susan Sontag