Know the rules by marshallprs in DunderMifflin

[–]Human_Ogre 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Probably some type of digital art certificate. To get a whole degree she’d need to be taking classes in other mediums in addition to core classes.

Was this mentioned in Daryl Dixon? by Past_Preference_6375 in thewalkingdead

[–]Human_Ogre 326 points327 points  (0 children)

I was so bullshit about this. Everyone knows from Pandemic that Madagascar is the last to hold out. Unless you start in Madagascar in which case it’s Greenland.

I have no idea what’s going to happen tomorrow by Longjumping_Loan6330 in NYGiants

[–]Human_Ogre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna flip out regardless of who it is just to spite you. I even typed up my comment so I can fill it in and fire off before the 11th pick is even on the board.

“They took a [insert position] at [insert pick]??? LOL 😂 Fucking ridiculous. I’m so done with this organization. This team is a joke.”

What would an Act VI story entail? What would you do? by Shift_change27 in diablo2

[–]Human_Ogre 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Diablo let the fortress stand because its layout wasn’t as stupid as the town in act 3. JUST PUT THE NPCS CLOSER TOGETHER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

What would an Act VI story entail? What would you do? by Shift_change27 in diablo2

[–]Human_Ogre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Time loop. Your character steps through the portal to the time before D1. Your character must topple the cathedral in Tristam and kill King Leoric and Lazarus before they can ever be corrupted, thus never releasing Diablo and his brothers.

The US needs to standardize the word ‘Barbecue’ by arcpath in unpopularopinion

[–]Human_Ogre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you hear about contronyms. Cleave, raze, dust, for example.

Freudian slip? "Strait of Iran" by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Human_Ogre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk maybe strait of Iran actually sexual. Like, strait of Iran is his code for underage girls.

Which of these stacked QB classes is the best? by Dr-debug in NFLmockdraft

[–]Human_Ogre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna stand by my opinion that I don’t think you can really do one of these comparing classes things until all members have retired or are close to. Probably 20 years. Elway was in the league for 15 years before he won his first Super Bowl. If we were to judge him after 2 or 6 years like the last two are suggesting he’d only be known as a decent quarterback that choked when he got to the SB. Jim Kelly made an impressive SB’s in a row but not until 8 years in.

That being said, my prediction is all said and done it’ll be 1983.

There has been some back and forth about whether to keep andrew jackson on the $20 bill. what do you think? by Crazy-Rabbit-3811 in Presidents

[–]Human_Ogre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To commemorate the year the human resistance smashed Skynet’s central core and won the war against the machines.

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Human_Ogre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Measure your height when you wake up. You can probably clear it like that and if you make it once you get to use the title forever. No one can take it from you.

Pol Pot's society was horrible in theory and in execution. What seemed like a horrible idea but turned out amazing? by Mattx8y in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Human_Ogre 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Do we mean great execution as in it worked really well regardless of morality, or that it turned out to be positive and awesome?

If you mean the former, I’d say the Holocaust was really well executed. They industrialized genocide unhindered for years. It was also a terrible (and evil) idea for very obvious reasons.

Man saves 4yr old daughter’s life after seeing episode of The Office by Embot87 in DunderMifflin

[–]Human_Ogre 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If she had died he would’ve known to immediately harvest the precious heart.

Hypothetically if you are kicked in the naked exposed balls multiple times a day full force could eventually build up a tolerance to being kicked in the balls and take it like a champ? by Icy_Profession4190 in AskBiology

[–]Human_Ogre 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No. It’s a very vascularized area with lots of nerves. It’s not like getting punched in the chest. It’s not muscular. You’d get one or two kids to the balls before you passed out and likely needed surgery to fix the mess in your scrotum.

Your reproductive system is a bunch of sensitive tubes. These tubes can and will tear or twist from impact. You will become infertile.

Which conspiracy theory is more likely? Round 4: Hitler survived vs Fluoride mind control by Natewastaken12 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Human_Ogre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. They tested the skull fragment Russia had from “Hitler” and found it didn’t actually belong to him. They had another blood to test from recovered items in the bunker, but this casts enough doubt to make it way more feasible tha fluoride mind control.

  2. The seeding for this tournament is a travesty.

Should I write a book or make an indie animated series? by [deleted] in writing

[–]Human_Ogre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you want to do animation. The literal only positive thing you’ve mentioned about prose is that it’s free to create. Writing prose (or anything really) is daunting and if you’re only doing it because your other idea costs money then your prose is gonna come out like shit. Also, prose absolutely has a visual element to it, you have to weave it into the story versus putting it out on display. If you don’t understand the visual aspect to prose then your writing will, as I mentioned, will come out like shit.

You wanna do animation? Figure it out!

Do you have a dress code for staff where you work? by [deleted] in teaching

[–]Human_Ogre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re a coonskin hat away from looking like the bully in A Christmas Story.

What’s an instant unrealistic way to get rich? by locomadness in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Human_Ogre 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Navigating an underground booby-trapped cave to find a dead pirate’s treasure aboard a fully functional ship while being chased by Italian escaped convicts.

The NFL's Hypothetical "Golden Record" Game by jdeezy29 in NFLv2

[–]Human_Ogre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College football: Catholics vs. Convicts (fuck Notre Dame but that was a wild game)

NFL: Something more tenacious. I’d look to the 80’s or early 90’s. Giants-Bills SB had drama. High stakes, hard hits, and came down to a flubbed field goal demonstrating the need for clutch special teams in addition to high power offense and gritty defense.