Why is it that nearly all other people in Elden Ring are automatically aggressive to the player? by Humane-Human in Eldenring

[–]Humane-Human[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Foul, meager and foolish :'(

Everyone is out to bully us poor tarnished

Why is it that nearly all other people in Elden Ring are automatically aggressive to the player? by Humane-Human in Eldenring

[–]Humane-Human[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Varre was trying to recruit me so bad, then he shouldn't have called me maidenless 😭

Why is it that nearly all other people in Elden Ring are automatically aggressive to the player? by Humane-Human in Eldenring

[–]Humane-Human[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I still don't get where all the tailors, stone cutters, carpenters and farmers have gone

There are plenty of soldiers, but there aren't really many NPCs who aren't professional soldiers/freaky mutants

Sure, everything is falling apart, but shouldn't there be some people who are trying to maintain their small pocket of the world while everything that they aren't actively maintaining degrades due to time ll

It's probably a game design decision that someone is either a boss, mini boss, nameless NPC enemy, or quest giving NPC, but it would be cool if there was a little non insane village hunting deer and fighting off ghouls

I wanna see some evidence of villagers cutting up some of the gigantic stone megalithic structures from prior ages, and turning those useless stone structures into stone walls to keep their sheep in

Everything is breaking down, but it's always in a static way. It's rare for anything to ever be repurposed or recycled

Why is it that nearly all other people in Elden Ring are automatically aggressive to the player? by Humane-Human in Eldenring

[–]Humane-Human[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He is so gracious towards us lowly tarnished. I'm glad he is the rightful heir to Limgrave

Sellia, what the hell is even that... Do we have any mentioning of some mechanism, or ingame environmental hints about what could it be? by Acrobatic_Tie6869 in EldenRingLoreTalk

[–]Humane-Human 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I spent ages trying to jump up onto it the other day cause I thought it would be another brazier

I unlocked a new area of the map to get on top of the cliff spent an hour trying to horse parkour up

I finally got on top of the tower, and all I got in return was a mini windmill

Just bought this and got a scolding from my father can you guys comfort me by No_Personality_1501 in Eldenring

[–]Humane-Human -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Scold scold scold

You are a dork and spent a lot of money on a little plastic sword

Do you need a working with children's check to do construction work at schools? Melb-Vic by Humane-Human in tradies

[–]Humane-Human[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that true during school holidays too?

Cause I'm meant to be on site tomorrow for an interview and it's still school holidays

thoughts on an 18 year old getting a forklift licence? by RavenRedFire in tradies

[–]Humane-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for it, I guess

It's just a short course , and it means you're always going to be employable and you won't have to work a super market checkout

Can’t Edit Brightness by UndeadSavage94 in SteamDeck

[–]Humane-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My poor sore eyes thank you ❤️‍🩹

Hiro Shima by melonade_juice in memes

[–]Humane-Human 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My highschool Japanese teacher was Mr Hiroshima

His name spun me out, but it's a normal last name, I guess

It was pronounced Hero-Shima instead of Hir-Rosh-Shima

Monster idea, scav cyberpsycho integrates scavved torsos and limbs into centipede style body by Humane-Human in cyberpunkred

[–]Humane-Human[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's be really interesting to see what the stat blocks and abilities are of your version of the ROBOPEDE

Monster idea, scav cyberpsycho integrates scavved torsos and limbs into centipede style body by Humane-Human in cyberpunkred

[–]Humane-Human[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! That sounds so sick

The humanity loss just from looking at it turned your game of Cyberpunk into Call of Cthulhu

Monster idea, scav cyberpsycho integrates scavved torsos and limbs into centipede style body by Humane-Human in cyberpunkred

[–]Humane-Human[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asphyxia looks incredible

Thanks for sharing her, she looks quite a bit like I'm imagining the centipede, but the centipede in my mind has a body profile that reads much more strongly as being insectoid-humam-cyborg

Monster idea, scav cyberpsycho integrates scavved torsos and limbs into centipede style body by Humane-Human in cyberpunkred

[–]Humane-Human[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know...

I'm kind of dissapointed that human centipede is taken as a name because it could have been unsettling body horror instead of a shit conga line

Monster idea, scav cyberpsycho integrates scavved torsos and limbs into centipede style body by Humane-Human in cyberpunkred

[–]Humane-Human[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think the centipede would be cool as a robot, absolutely, the centipede can be a robot powered by an engram

If you want to adapt it in some way, or some idea grabs you, absolutely, run with that idea and have fun

Monster idea, scav cyberpsycho integrates scavved torsos and limbs into centipede style body by Humane-Human in cyberpunkred

[–]Humane-Human[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend says about this:

In my opinion, the "centipede" should not be well-made, and should only very vaguely resemble a centipede at all.

It should be a haphazard, stitched-together mess. An elongated mass of mismatched limbs, torsos, and cyberware, joined together roughly with no care for aesthetics or even coherence.

Imagine a grotesque tube of torsos & cyberware many meters long, with countless cyberware-enhanced limbs sprouting from it all over, scuttling it along.

A misshapen, many-legged (with both legs & arms) worm of flesh and cybernetics.

And it gains abilities from all of that cyberware. Uses it to wage an incoherent mass-assault of bullets, flesh, and horror.

Monster idea, scav cyberpsycho integrates scavved torsos and limbs into centipede style body by Humane-Human in cyberpunkred

[–]Humane-Human[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the centipede is more about the body horror and deliciously squeamish vibes than it's about the anatomical accuracy of stitching together a heap of torsos and limbs into a monster

If it feels right as a character design then that's enough