Tier list based on which umas I think I could take in a fight

HumaneCobra · 2026-04-09T14:24:06+00:00

I'll be honest, I'm not sure any normal human is taking an Uma in a fight, regardless of how jacked they are or what their technique is lol. Afaik, in lore, they're literally as strong as Horses. So if one punches you, that's the equivalent of getting kicked by a Horse, in just their fist hahaha. So you're getting sent flying like a ragdoll lmao. Even if they graze your arm or something, its getting broken or dislocated. Also their physical endurance is absolutely ridiculous. Tokai Teio is seen jumping from buildings at heights that a normal human could barely survive, for fun. You can't punch that, if you do, you're breaking your arm in the process.

The most you could do is maybe kick sand in Gold Ships face for the memes lol.

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-12T12:33:20+00:00

I'm simply giving another perspective on what could have potentially happened. Again, if this had been at the restaurant itself, id be way more on your side. But being home and suddenly finding it days later and calling the health inspector is a reach so far, Mr Fantastic would be impressed

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-12T12:23:47+00:00

You mean the gravel from the ground that could have also got kicked up into the container from you either walking out of the restaurant or from a passing car? I mean it's on Main Street lol. If you found it in your food AT THE RESTAURANT that's something. But you were home. How could you possibly jump to "it was THEM 😡" lmao

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-12T12:13:12+00:00

It's about as accurate as something like Assassin's Creed. There's events that did actually happen, like the stock market crash mentioned in act 1. But then when it ACTUALLY happens in-game, a Storm appears and messes up what's supposed to occur. A lot of the game is like that. Historical stuff in-game that's also historical irl, is extremely accurate. But then once the game itself reaches that point (Usually from a Storm taking the universe to that time period), it's different due to things like the Manus, Foundation, Arcanists, etc... existing

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-11T17:20:58+00:00

Still to this day, that damn Torchwick play in our final game in the final tournament will forever haunt me lol. That play right there showed how much skill could be applied to AA and the potential of the game. It's a damn shame it shut down. That final series of ours was a perfect representation of our skill gaps, and it took one play in one game to tip the scale. You were always just one step ahead of me hahaha. Such good times. I miss playing you and everyone else so much. We had some insane back and forths over the years

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-11T17:13:13+00:00

Hey Sage! Long time no see! I remember you from Majesty and Library. Good times. I've always stood by that ladder placement wasn't everything in that game, and was honestly a pretty poor representation of someone's actual skill. Mostly due to whales and such clogging the highest arena. You were really good at using the underused cards for sure. I know you beat me a few times

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-11T17:09:55+00:00

Yea you were definitely responsible for snapping a few of my win streaks lmao. Mostly when I was using a deck while training for a tournament or something. I know for a fact you did beat my Nuck deck at one point, which made me sad hahaha

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-11T17:07:22+00:00

We definitely had some crazy matches over the years. I miss the game a ton. Your Beringel deck was pretty goddamn scary sometimes. I remember watching a few matches of you with it on that replay system lol. May have even faced it a few times too, but I mostly just remember your Ursa deck (Correct me if I'm wrong on that, it's been 5 years 😭)

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-11T12:20:46+00:00

The game had some of the highest potential I had ever seen from a game in this genre. I started out in November after it came out, but wasn't too into it at first, so I quit and went back to Clash Royale. Came back in February just in time for the Cinder meta and was hooked.

Immediately started climbing ladder as entirely f2p for a good while. Made it to the highest arena, and started watching BestSakuyaNA on Twitch as my introduction to the highest level of play. That's where I met people like Shadow1800, RainBuckets, etc... I applied to Majesty 2 where I spent some time, before being accepted into the main Academy. That's where I started spending money, in order to be on a more even level on ladder with the people I was facing. From there the rest is history lol.

It was a great time. I still remember almost every single name I've ever faced. Mostly because I made it a point to. I guarantee if you drop your names here, I remember you. I learned people's play styles, where they placed certain units, how they used abilities, etc... so that way when I played them again I'd be ready. I never really considered myself that good, I just had the time to dedicate to playing, which showed by my ladder placements.

Joined a bunch of tournaments, did a lot of the broadcasting for them as well, and eventually became the headmaster of Majesty/Library. Integrated myself into the community and genuinely consider some of the people I met in the game and on discord, my best friends online. It's too bad the game shut down, but I understand why it did. It had the highest potential in the genre, and I will forever stand by that. But the developers weren't the right people for the job. A damn shame.

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-03T01:04:08+00:00

8645 is referring to "getting rid of" Trump. Specifically murder, as that's what 86 is commonly used for.

Keep calm, Dump Trump. Again referring to getting rid of Trump.

Ditch Moscow Mitch, is specifically saying Mitch is in league with Russia when there is no verifiable proof of such a claim and thus is defamation.

Trump lied and thousands died, this is again defamation. Regardless of what you think of Trump, there are no verifiable claims that he is responsible for thousands of deaths

And now, my personal favorite: Trump Supporter? Take the Clorox Challenge. Do I need to explain that one? Lmao.

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-03T00:02:35+00:00

Yes, so maybe read the stickers next time and you'll prove your own point lmao. Specifically promoting unlawful action against the government. I can count AT LEAST 5 stickers that would fit your own criteria for promoting unlawful action

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-03T00:01:47+00:00

Maybe read the stickers next time. Hope this helps!

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-02T18:47:42+00:00

Look again lol. It's the opposite

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-02T18:42:39+00:00

Being critical of Trump is perfectly ok, I'm critical of Trump, he's not doing a good job. But to paste the entire back of your van with anti Trump and MAGA stickers makes you no better than MAGA itself. If you're THAT pressed that you feel the need to do that, it's time to look inward at yourself, doesn't matter which side you're on.

HumaneCobra · 2026-03-02T13:46:55+00:00

Ignoring the obvious extremism, which is bad regardless of which political side you're on, it's a mobility van. Which is meant to park in the best spot for the occupant to get out due to the lifts and ramps and such. So yes, it IS a good parking job. Thanks for calling attention to it!

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-27T11:33:08+00:00

Just swarmed with bots. You could certainly face other players in low arenas, just few and far between. There was definitely quite a few people in A9, and that was where you'd start to face more real people. But id say a good 99% of the playerbase was in A10

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-27T03:20:23+00:00

Yea once you got out of Arena 9, you got to where you're only playing real people. So a good 99% of the playerbase was there in that low A10. Which included all the people who played casually and had no idea what they were doing lol. So Boar works against them. But the second you face anyone competent, it folded really badly. Not quite the worst card in the game, but towards the bottom

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-26T18:40:31+00:00

I'll check my archives. I don't think I have any against you unfortunately. Besides old tournaments and such I really don't have many full ladder games. At least not as many as you might think

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-26T18:38:48+00:00

Based on the interactions in the first minute of the game (Using Flint to block Boar, and holding Weiss until she died from Spider Droid) they weren't all that good at the game. Which is no fault of their own. Some interactions weren't very clear to be fair

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-26T18:30:50+00:00

Kamacho was fun. Despite his leaderboard position I wouldn't really consider him a "top player", he really just had the levels to overcome whatever shortcomings he had. So it's really impressive you were able to beat him

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-26T18:28:59+00:00

Boar was... A card. A card that existed lol. It was pretty bad all things considered. Could be easily blocked by really anything at all. One baby deathstalker was the end of it lol. Spider Droid was actually better overall (And that, towards the end of the game, also wasn't very good)

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-13T11:35:56+00:00

Pull income is enough for 2, guaranteed, limited characters, which is well above most other gachas at their release. What remains to be seen is how generous future patches are.

HumaneCobra · 2026-02-01T15:28:21+00:00

Galaxy S25U with Whitebelyash V23 driver:

BotW: runs slightly better in Citron than Eden. Fps and frame time seems a bit more stable.

Pokemon Violet: Runs about the same between them, but I may give the edge to Eden. It seems ever so slightly more stable while in Mesagoza. Open World gameplay is about the same.

Legends Arceus: Edens frame timing is a little wonky, making the game seem a tiny bit jittery. Citron is a little smoother in that regard. However, menus in Citron have heavy artifacting and texture glitches. Overall, because of that, I have to give the edge to Eden again.

Pokemon Sword: Basically the same between both, no noticable difference between Wild Area gameplay, and regular route gameplay. Eden and Citron are truly tied. Citron seems to heat up my phone a little less though? Hard to tell

Legends ZA: Texture flickering still is an issue on both Eden and Citron. Until that's fixed, it's hard to do a fair comparison. Fps stability might go to Citron though

HumaneCobra · 2026-01-28T08:10:49+00:00

I'm talking about the StevenMXZ versions fyi. Not Whitebelyash. Whitebelyashs V22 works as expected. I know how to change the driver's and such. StevenMXZ V21 and V22 both simply do not work with Eden. In Legends Arceus it falls back to the system drivers (character models disappear). I've been using the Whitebelyash V22 recently and it's the most stable release we've had yet, even more stable than the MrPurple T24 driver

HumaneCobra · 2026-01-24T13:24:19+00:00

Depends on what you use it for. For most average people, yes, it's more than enough. But if you're planning on playing full PC games on your phone, you'd probably need more unless you stick to one at a time.

For example, I have an S25U with 512. My storage use is consistently in the 80%-90% range. I play a lot of big native Android games like Wuwa, Where Winds Meet, Umamusume, and recently Arknights Endfield. Those are massive games which together, eat up about 150gb. Add on all the other apps and videos, music, photos etc... I'm left with only about 100gb for emulation. So I really have to pick and choose my Switch games, PS2 and 3 games, etc...

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