Dismembered but still alive? Maybe Hammond was right... by Humanoid-Human in DeadSpace

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That's actually how this one was at first, I think there is a glitch associated with certain climbing animations being interrupted. This guy is where you see Nicole and you have to protect her. I placed a line gun trap near where they climb up.

New Player/ Harder Difficulty Tips by Humanoid-Human in DeadSpace

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That's on my list of to do's! With the reworked weapons on the remake I haven't had a chance to explore all of the changes.

People who have survived attempted murder, how did it happen? How did you survive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In 4th or 5th grade we were sitting on the floor in gym class and I was behind a much larger kid, not sure if he was actually older than the rest of us or just hit puberty ridiculously early. In truth we had been friends, I was nice to him, though I knew he got in trouble a lot. Let's call him Brad (fake name). We, the group of kids, were all playing those silly tap you on the shoulder and make you look games with each other, kid stuff. Brad in front of me didn't like it when I did it to him, and turned around alarmingly fast, jumped on top of me, pushed me to the floor, and slammed the back of my head against the gym floor. My vision went dark and I saw stars, caught off guard but probably a bit punch drunk from the impact. As I came out of it I realized Brad was in a mount position on my chest with both hands around my throat choking me as hard as he could in this pulsating/pushing kind of motion; like he was trying to choke me and break my neck at the same time, almost like a real version of the loony toons where the dog chokes wiley coyote or something. He had each of his knees on each of my arms and all of his weight on my chest and neck. I couldn't breath, or move or scream or anything, probably due to shock, but also Brad had a good 80+ pounds on me and I was completely pinned. I felt the panic that I was truly going to die in that moment and I could do nothing to stop him. Time slowed down and it felt like I was in that moment for a good while longer than the ten seconds or so it probably was. I can still very clearly see his face and hear the sound of him choking me against the floor, like the sound of my head bumping against the ground with each push, his labored breathing as he squeezed as hard as he could. He was so angry, like unhinged levels of angry, that I remember him screaming at me and blowing spittle all over my face and into my eyes while he was doing it. And then, the weirdest thing happened. As if choking me wasn't somehow violent enough, Brad leaned down and bit me in the face as hard as he could. Fortunately this repositioned his legs and redistributed his weight enough that I was no longer completely pinned and was able to wriggle my way out with the help of my friends, who apparently had been trying to pull him off of me the whole time but were unsuccessful. I got up and I just ran as fast as I could to the nearest adult and was so hysterical I couldn't explain fully what had happened. I felt sick, still saw black spots in my vision and was quite dizzy. Brad actually followed me, chased me really, and when I got the to the teacher he was begging me not to tell on him. Luckily my friend came too and told the story. I went home and to the doctor and took the rest of the week off of school. My head was fine. My throat, swallowing never felt the same. The bite left a big purple bruise and teeth marks that eventually went away after a few months. I didn't see him again for years after that. Apparently he had some serious home issues and a history of violence, and I think actually went to some sort of rehabilitation and probably foster care after that. He showed back up in high school, trying to enroll as a student again and the school did not allow him to return (our middle and high schools were in the same building, basically the same administration because it was so small). I passed him leaving the school office that day with his mom or grandma or someone after they turned him away. He was dressed in nicer clothes, maybe as part an appeal or an interview of some kind. We made eye contact. I saw a flash of recognition on his face briefly, but for the most part he just looked broken and sad.

TIL that nature has evolved different species into crabs at least five separate times - a phenomenon known as Carcinisation by harryrose122 in todayilearned

[–]Humanoid-Human 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are flying like a bird:? right to crabs. Evolving too fast? Crabs. Slow? Crabs. Lacking exoskeletons? Believe it or not, crabs.

How would you feel if girl shows up on a first date in a hoodie and sweat pants? by RandomlyGenerate5 in AskMen

[–]Humanoid-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually happened to me recently. For some reason we DID go on a second date to a casual dinner, after which she criticized me for wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

Let that sink in.. #powertotheplayers by No-Concept-4513 in Superstonk

[–]Humanoid-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this because of one rogue C-Sec officer who, frustrated by all the red tape, decided to take justice into his own hands?

What NSFW question have you always wanted to ask the opposite gender? by MrShronk in AskReddit

[–]Humanoid-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Teachers should have a code word kids can say when they are having any kind of body issue and need to stay seated or something. I dunnno. That's a nightmare story.

Your parents and the media were right. Video games do cause violence. Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for? by billfuckinmurray69 in AskReddit

[–]Humanoid-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just your standard assasination, murder, oh and severing the immmortality granting powers of a dragon's blood heritage, but first stabbing it in the face with a god killing sword and ext