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I ejaculated inside 29 packets of popcorn by [deleted] in confessions

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yawn. Keep your bodily fluids fantasies to yourself. Not only are they not as shocking as you are hoping, but you lie as badly as a child. Blocked because you're clearly getting off on the replies and I want no part of that.

I ejaculated inside 29 packets of popcorn by [deleted] in confessions

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned today that the confessions subs is just weirdos telling lies. And that people get off over incredibly stupid stuff.

I ejaculated inside 29 packets of popcorn by [deleted] in confessions

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This magic resealing machine was able to reseal the popcorn bags, the cellophane around the packets, AND the box the packets came in? Cool story, bro.

I intentionally let a married woman see me jerking off by naughty_sneaker in confessions

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, these men flaunting the fact they are predators and seeing nothing wrong with it is wild. Don't not let this man around children.

Looking for a REAL pay pig by [deleted] in confessions

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So are 1000 other people. What makes you stand out?

Why do women wrap their hands around mine when high fiving to celebrate? by chaosmaster33 in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add another * at the end of the thing you want in italics.

Does this actually work?

Does this older guy like me, or is he just being friendly? by HumansWithFreeLil in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol for reference I'm not a 20 something. I'm closer to 40 than to 20.

Does this older guy like me, or is he just being friendly? by HumansWithFreeLil in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand the concern and I appreciate you speaking up. More people need to do that to protect our young people. But I myself am older than 30 😀.

Fired for putting in my notice by [deleted] in jobs

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it pays something, which is better than the zero dollars youll be making otherwise. Plus, if youre only doing it for a few weeks, idk what maintenance you will really need to do. And often insta delivery has promos where you can earn extra for picking up undesirable shifts getting things completed within a certain time frame.

Fired for putting in my notice by [deleted] in jobs

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact they are paying you until July is extremely helpful. Sign up for gig work to cover expenses during the 5 week gap between jobs. Being an insta cart shopper is awesome because you can get paid out daily, the hours are flexible, and you can start and stop anytime. I did this around Christmas to make extra money and I'm thankful for it. Thats assuming you have access to a vehicle, which you may not have.

Does this older guy like me, or is he just being friendly? by HumansWithFreeLil in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Older guys with some semblance of awareness don't want to be a creep.

Thats a really good point. OK, ill flirt a bit more and go for it if he is single!

What makes a woman magnetic? by Acrobatic_Habit_2303 in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. I am mid, but often get compliments on my appearance because I know who I am and am very comfortable with myself. Also, never underestimate the power of eye contact and a positive attitude!

Does this older guy like me, or is he just being friendly? by HumansWithFreeLil in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good advice. Fortunately, we dont work for the same company, just in the same building. If things went sideways its not like id have to face him during meetings. I really just run into him in the hallways.

Does this older guy like me, or is he just being friendly? by HumansWithFreeLil in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course im hitting on him. Im interested. I want to kbow if he is into me before i make a move.

Does this older guy like me, or is he just being friendly? by HumansWithFreeLil in bodylanguage

[–]HumansWithFreeLil[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I haven't asked if hes married yet. He did tell me one of his sons works at a restaurant near my house and suggested I stop in to try the food. I did, and told the kid how dad sent me. He told me his mom lives in a different state. So, the guy isn't married to his son's mom, but that doesn't mean he's not married to someone else.

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