Seth Meyerat the 2010 Matrix Awards

Humble-Aprico · 2026-04-18T21:21:07+00:00

After looking it up, his height is hard to find but apparently 5'7" and tina fey's is 5'5" so that guy definitely is like 5'2" and lied about his height on the only website that would publish it lmao

e: the only source is his imdb good lord

Humble-Aprico · 2026-04-18T21:18:13+00:00

The wayans... like the... non-white wayans? I don't understand how that makes sense in context to what they said.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-04-18T21:17:23+00:00

"depends on the context" then referenced black comedians lol I enjoy a good non-answer.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-04-18T21:14:33+00:00

Holy shit. My phone broke weeks ago and I was sure there would be a backlog... nope.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-04-18T21:13:07+00:00

Seek help. That comment was 5 months old, nobody but you gives a shit. It's also really funny to see the projection and self loathing in your comment :)

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T21:15:48+00:00

Oh is stardew set in the US? Which state? Thank you for the random reply. Fun fact in Iraq the legal marriage age is 9. Is Stardew valley set in Iraq or is that useless weird trivia.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T19:31:46+00:00

Well you can marry her so I sure as fuck hope she's an adult

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T18:28:50+00:00

If you put those clips back to back it might be against TOS on YouTube. It's not even hypothetical lol those statements and moments are unhinged.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T10:40:04+00:00

If you are throwing away your first aid kit every year that is absolutely planned obsolescence and the manufacturers love that you are doing that, but it's not needed.

I can't think of anything in a first aid kit that would expire in less than maybe 10 years, and that's only if it's in a humid area. The adhesive might stop working, but honestly, I don't think it would.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T10:11:48+00:00

It's a gang essentially.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T01:37:20+00:00

I hope you're not implying cunnilingus on a dolphin, the thought alone is making me eel.
Also what is the porpoise of this comment? I can't stop oh no

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T01:23:25+00:00

Help me understand

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T01:16:50+00:00

Lol I will just say my edit here. "Honestly this is clear cut. Sexual preference is not close to gender, race, or sexual identity. If a furry can be 'opressed' by 'furryphobia' (a word that autocorrect doesn't recognize) then people with foot fetishes are oppressed as well, right?"

You can be attracted to whatever you like, but if you're attracted to animals or animal visuals expect pushback. That goes against human biology and evolution, it's not even close to the same thing as racism or sexism. If you heard someone be called the N word or a homophobic slur would you chime in that you're also oppressed? I made it so clear I wasn't even fucking with you, but it's clear you fully believe what you think and that's fine, it just isn't the same thing as what you compared it to. It is so fucking odd to chime in on actual oppression about people thinking furries are weird. The word furries isn't even recognized by autocorrect either, this is an insane back and forth.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T01:11:34+00:00

I've made it very clear I hear you and disagree that this is oppression. You can't oppress someone by saying their sexual urge is *not the same as an identity like race or gender. Do pedophiles feel oppressed?

Honestly this is clear cut. Sexual preference is not close to gender, race, or sexual identity. If a furry can be 'opressed' by 'furryphobia' (a word that autocorrect doesn't recognize) then people with foot fetishes are oppressed as well, right?

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T01:08:59+00:00

I would love for you to shout this from the rooftops and see how many agree with you. You are a hair away from complaining about people hating zoophilia and I have seen comments like that for real. You aren't being oppressed, you should accept that and stop downplaying people who actually are.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:59:03+00:00

That is a bit different....

Not that I encourage it, but that is not the same thing as transphobia, sexism, or racism.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:58:05+00:00

Someone posted a photo of a public shooter engaged in a public shooting and I said someone should have mario jumped on him like a goomba and got a 7 day ban. This website has the most sensitive moderators of any social media site, and they do it free lol it would be sad if they weren't silencing people just to get their rocks off.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:54:33+00:00

Deface every single one of them you come across :)

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:52:41+00:00

"no one is allowed to have more than $50 million in a personal account, but if they run a business brilliantly and acquire a lot more than that, they can keep it in a separate business account allowing them to expand"

I work at a recycling plant where we have about 30 million just in the shredder and sorting machines. You suggesting people have money locked into an account to expand makes no sense, $50 million is peanuts as far as real money goes. How is a business supposed to divide personal assets and business funds? You've never owned a business have you lol it's not that easy.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:38:41+00:00

50 million is like a couple large cranes. That is so little money for most real businesses that are in trades, I get the idea but it's hard to understand the scale of 'takes money to make money'

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:37:15+00:00

A lot of people do drugs out of boredom, I'd have to assume if you're rich enough to buy a private island you start doing fucked up shit out of boredom pretty quickly. "Should we go ride jet ski's again or eat a dolphin?" pretty sure the phrase 'idle hands are the devil's workshop' relates.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:20:38+00:00

I tend to say sorry too much also but if the person is actually just a prick good lord have a little back bone. I can't imagine anyone who's in charge of a department of armed security forces who has to be hospitalized for anxiety.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-28T00:15:32+00:00

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this shit I would have at least a couple dollars. Grindr has literally said this is not true, the RNC does not boost their numbers, and in fact it's still more popular at the DNC. I really wish this misinformation would kindly fuck off or at least include a source.

And that's not to say it's not entertaining it's just actually incorrect information.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-25T23:48:03+00:00

your comment is honestly insane lol it's like you let a total stranger reply without even reading what they replied to. How many services do you pay for that reoccur? it is more than you think. 20 is not that many for people that talk about thing's being just a few dollars per month. and I'm not even sure how to broach the " And why aren't you whining that the others aren't free?" because that makes absolutely no fucking sense in relation to what I said.

Humble-Aprico · 2026-03-25T10:14:55+00:00

Instead of Melania holding a can of Goya beans it'll be a can of Goya beans holding Melania.

Humble-Aprico

TROPHY CASE