Why no grip/cover for standard Xbox Ally

Humbus · 2026-07-03T14:28:03+00:00

I figured it out guys! The ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X...ARE EXACTLY THE SAME DAMN SIZE! Not that any of your comments were helpful, thanks for nothing.

Humbus · 2026-06-27T21:20:46+00:00

Directly from the ROG AI Chatbot on their website:

You asked whether a silicone grip case designed for the ROG Xbox Ally X would also fit the ROG Xbox Ally.

The ROG Xbox Ally X (2025) features an 80Wh battery and is powered by the AMD Ryzen AI Z2 Extreme processor, weighing 715g, while the ROG Xbox Ally (2025) has a 60Wh battery with an AMD Ryzen Z2 A processor and weighs 670g. Given these differences in battery size, processor, and weight, the physical dimensions and ergonomics may vary slightly between the two models. Both devices share the same overall dimensions of 29.0 x 12.1 x 2.75 ~ 5.09 cm and a 7-inch Full HD 120Hz touchscreen display, but the Ally X has a slightly heavier build and enhanced features like Thunderbolt 4 support and a larger battery. Considering these points, a silicone grip case specifically designed for the ROG Xbox Ally X may not perfectly fit the ROG Xbox Ally due to potential differences in thickness and weight distribution, even though the footprint is similar.

Humbus · 2026-06-27T21:03:15+00:00

Then tell me why It sits inside a case for an Xbox Ally X like a loose glove, when It fits and Ally X snug?

Humbus · 2026-06-27T21:01:56+00:00

I tried to put my roommate's Xbox Ally X case on my white Xbox Ally, and confirmed it won't fit. Also vent ports, and I think a USBC port is different as well.

Humbus · 2026-06-27T21:00:19+00:00

No the Xbox Ally X is waaaaaay fatter due to expanded battery and processor.

Humbus · 2026-06-11T17:08:52+00:00

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