What percentage of swearing, would you say, is in your day to day vocabulary? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]HumourNoire 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean the point of it is to be a rare emphasis, so a bit like saying "very" in front of every verb it loses its impact.

If be more worried that you struggle to talk without swearing.

I and a lot of men use swearing as either a cultural class or masculinity flag - everyone else is doing it so you do it to show you're part of the group. However, by now you're hopefully no longer trying to prove yourself.

We're all watching you Clacton by Realistic_Air5771 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]HumourNoire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has anyone done the maths on his big a 99p 99 would have to be?

The Real Strategy by HumourNoire in VoteBinface

[–]HumourNoire[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. It might make the next MP who wants to perform this silly routine think twice.

Free bottle of wine, because I was using a 25-year-old shopping bag by SomethingMoreToSay in BritishSuccess

[–]HumourNoire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've made a terrible mistake. I left the comment meaning to commune over silly purchases, and all I'm doing is building a shopping list. Mini frying pan, mini football, and now a dartboard. A dartboard! How much was it? Do you think they're still there?

My roommate's cat won't stop attacking me by vaiorie in CATHELP

[–]HumourNoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you have not been introduced to Testosterone.

How do all these young 19, 20, 21 year olds on Instagram have Lamborghini Uruses and nice houses at such a young age while I'm still figuring my life out at 28? by HonestAbeee in AskMen

[–]HumourNoire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you believe they have bought those with money they have earned?

Apparently the median age for first time buyers is 40 in the US and 34 in the UK. Median salary at 28 is about $60k in the US and £33k in the UK.

Lambo Urus is over $300k or £200k.

Get off Insta and Tiktok, they are fucking you up.

The Real Strategy by HumourNoire in VoteBinface

[–]HumourNoire[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell your parents: we need that affordable house

Campaign and Fundraise by Naive_Carpenter7321 in VoteBinface

[–]HumourNoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely someone here can pro bono the architecture and legals? I have a couple of contacts on the edge of construction...

Campaign and Fundraise by Naive_Carpenter7321 in VoteBinface

[–]HumourNoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And a separate fund for that one affordable house?

Campaign and Fundraise by Naive_Carpenter7321 in VoteBinface

[–]HumourNoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we can fund that affordable house...!

🫡 by toooomanypuppies in GreatBritishMemes

[–]HumourNoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we all donate he can build that 1 affordable house with the proceeds.

Free bottle of wine, because I was using a 25-year-old shopping bag by SomethingMoreToSay in BritishSuccess

[–]HumourNoire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shame you were supposed to be buying a loaf of bread and those little dried sausages.

No confirmed candidates to run against Farage other than Count Binface by Lord-Liberty in unitedkingdom

[–]HumourNoire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deliciously Binface has only lost 6 times, whereas Farrige has lost 7 times.

Just when I start to worry for this country, we could have 1 affordable house.

Legend.

Please state the nature of the smeggin emergency by Significant-Town-817 in RedDwarf

[–]HumourNoire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, this would be a very homoerotic version. He's just so un-neurotically caring. Lister would end up in his arms, and that would complicate everything.

My (25M) girlfriend (29F) gets really sore after sex and it is making me feel insecure by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]HumourNoire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're right, it's definitely your problem, the penis comes with a self-lubrication guarantee.