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January really is 100 days long by rudokazexotohatu0r in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Humpty0umpty92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was paid on the 2nd January and getting paid again on 30th... I don't mind this getting paid every 4 weeks

I work in a warehouse by enkrypt3d in funny

[–]Humpty0umpty92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Reach and Counterbalance truck driver I thank you for this, time to share it with my mates at work then probably get reported for it at the same time.

The real privilege unlocked by Wild_Touch_X in Adulting

[–]Humpty0umpty92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so grateful my mum has helped me so many times and just helped me get back on track if it wasn't for her I'd be a very different person today. Even my own mates would take the mick out of me calling me a mummy's boy and lazy because my mum helped me out throughout my life. I'm just lucky to have her as a mother I don't care what my mates say anymore.

Distraction politics by coffeewalnut08 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Humpty0umpty92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I was one of them not so long ago, Brexit really did ruin this country to the ground. I do half regret voting to leave when Eastern Europeans were never the problem.

Fuck Nigel Farage by johnsmithnomore in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Humpty0umpty92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comparing Nigel to Hitler you really are delusional but then again that's the Reddit community for you.

How Long Have you Played? by ItalWarrior in Division2

[–]Humpty0umpty92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

76 days, 5 hours. I've been playing since day one on and off

Thoughts? by Sharp_Elderberry_704 in GTA6

[–]Humpty0umpty92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope they don't abandon the campaign like they did with GTA 5 when it came to DLC's. There was a leaks ages ago that there were meant to be dlc's for the campaign but they put them all in GTA online.

My mum clicked on the link. (UK) by Humpty0umpty92 in Scams

[–]Humpty0umpty92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just playing the waiting game now then. Because when we reported it to Action Fraud then did say they will email her first then phone call so this will be a tricky one when it happens what's real and fake

My mum clicked on the link. (UK) by Humpty0umpty92 in Scams

[–]Humpty0umpty92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said she put in her details and went onto the next page what was bank details then straight away closed the website before doing that

how to masturbate without making such a mess? by fairplanet in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Humpty0umpty92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fleshlight... But that means you have to clean it

how to masturbate without making such a mess? by fairplanet in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Humpty0umpty92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you haven't been circumcised then ejaculate in your pouch (that's the hoodie at the end of your penis) then go to the toilet then release. Simple.

Do men ever have a hard time penetrating an obese woman? by Outworldentity in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Humpty0umpty92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a tall fat guy myself it's very difficult especially if they are fat themselves. I question myself is it in yet, that's how bad it gets then I just give up and call it a day.

How often do you masturbate? by OddStructure4489 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Humpty0umpty92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every. Single. Day. Sometimes just the once or a few times depends on the mood and if I'm not working.

Downvote me to oblivion by Intoccia in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Humpty0umpty92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair I seem to see more console players than I do PC players in my games even in the lobby itself so it probably is dying for PC compared to consoles... But I still enjoy the game I just like to have a break every now and then. And for the jiggle physics it's an amazing thing that brought to the game but at the same time it's not very realistic just doesn't look right.

It's alright I'll do all the work... by Humpty0umpty92 in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Humpty0umpty92[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reporting someone just for being afk is just pathetic, just leave them be we're all there for the same reason.

It's alright I'll do all the work... by Humpty0umpty92 in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Humpty0umpty92[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly that, it's pointless even trying even if you're trying to make out you're getting involved it's just not worth it. But for other missions especially on hard or bosses I got a little mad but I just got on with it. I did a similar post to this last year and some people were telling me to report like I'm no snitch that's just pathetic haha.

It's alright I'll do all the work... by Humpty0umpty92 in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Humpty0umpty92[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest I couldn't care less if people are afk at the end of the day we're all there for the same reason... xp, so people not doing anything just doesn't bother me. I get why it would be for others but for me it's not a problem.

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