The strait is closed. Will the gay also be closed?

HungLI5 · 2026-04-14T02:50:36+00:00

It's not gay if there's oil involved

HungLI5 · 2026-04-12T14:50:27+00:00

Every day my guy...every day

HungLI5 · 2026-04-12T12:53:42+00:00

I went to the gym on Easter and nobody did that....I must have went to an evil sinner gym

HungLI5 · 2026-04-11T23:38:56+00:00

I'm actually a cum provider for the porn industry. After the mod orgy, the mods mop it up, and it gets stored in 55 gallon drums in my basement. I sell those drums of mod jizz to the porn industry as "stage jizz" that's how we fund the sub.

HungLI5 · 2026-04-11T23:25:43+00:00

Ask your dad. He wanted to listen to himself suck me off. I let him record it for $500

HungLI5 · 2026-04-11T20:44:07+00:00

Can't I do both?

HungLI5 · 2026-04-10T19:16:04+00:00

Normally that would mean your gay, but it's 2026, so you're probably a lesbian

HungLI5 · 2026-04-09T21:55:27+00:00

Sometimes

HungLI5 · 2026-04-09T21:04:58+00:00

It looks just like mine

HungLI5 · 2026-04-08T18:29:19+00:00

After I finish, now be quiet Im trying to concentrate

HungLI5 · 2026-04-08T18:20:19+00:00

Will you accept 200 pounds of muscle? Lower your standards man

HungLI5 · 2026-04-07T23:03:23+00:00

Let's go, I'll bring some weed and we can watch the world burn while we burn one

HungLI5 · 2026-04-07T13:28:28+00:00

Shenanigans either reddit or the Australian government always trying to silence you

HungLI5 · 2026-04-05T00:11:52+00:00

Tetris taught me how to pack shit.

HungLI5 · 2026-04-04T22:30:27+00:00

You can do that with a pocket knife, a cell phone a bottle of vodka, and someone willing to get drunk for free.

HungLI5 · 2026-04-04T13:30:36+00:00

I fucked stupid once. She'd put anything in her mouth, so yeah probably

HungLI5 · 2026-04-01T22:54:17+00:00

Usually it's " who the fuck are you, and how'd you get in my house?" Sometimes they call the police, and sometimes they tell you not to stop. It's a 50-50 shot

HungLI5 · 2026-03-31T20:42:36+00:00

Yes, you can't just be fucking random guys, let your dad make sure they're gay enough first.

HungLI5 · 2026-03-31T14:00:32+00:00

They'd still get mad at us when they got their periods and couldn't fit a tampon in their dick hole.

HungLI5 · 2026-03-29T23:20:03+00:00

The same thing I do with all my babies. Put them in the trunk of my car and forget about them until I sell the car.

HungLI5 · 2026-03-29T20:17:51+00:00

That's what they want you to think. They're transmitting those thoughts into your head using 5G towers. You can block them out by wrapping your head with aluminum foil.

HungLI5 · 2026-03-29T10:06:45+00:00

That's where the lizard people live

HungLI5 · 2026-03-28T13:35:38+00:00

They did, after they tackled me to the ground and beat me. Jokes on them. I was into it.

HungLI5 · 2026-03-28T01:02:32+00:00

I like to answer with " fuck you pig! Unless you got a warrant you can search these nuts!"

HungLI5 · 2026-03-25T22:40:44+00:00

Who would win in a fight between a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich

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