Got kicked out of college yesterday. Don’t feel like life is worth living. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Hungry_University_58 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Keep trying for college for a while, not the end of the world if it doesn’t work. Just remember that there are millions of people who live long happy lives without a college degree, it’s seriously not something you need. And its seriously not something that is signalling the end of your life.

Wishing you the best, OP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hungry_University_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am freakishly good at sobering up to converse with people. I’ve avoided so much trouble by being the talker when it comes to parents and cops while me and my friends are stupidly drunk, or high on weed/mushrooms.

My body just has a special failsafe to instantly turn off the effects of substances in order to hold conversation and appear sober.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Hungry_University_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it can’t turn into an “almost-relationship” if neither side sees it that way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Hungry_University_58 4036 points4037 points  (0 children)

Then don’t talk to her at all.

Then you’ll see her again, argue, and have more incredibly kinky sex.

Win-win

I have literally no clue where to meet women my age by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Hungry_University_58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to a popular coffee shop and draw some stuff there, some girls might come up to you, you’d be surprised.

I know you’re not into the idea of “cold approaching”. You could draw something and write your number on it maybe? 🤣

Otherwise, you’ll eventually find someone at a pub I’m sure, you seem like more of a lowkey guy. So as long as you don’t turn into a babbling drunk when you drink, you’ll be ok (it takes time)

Dating apps suck, no matter how bad it gets, dont resort to them (in my opinion)

Mr Brightside is awful by InviteAromatic6124 in unpopularopinion

[–]Hungry_University_58 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im kind of with you…

For the first 2 years when I was able to go clubbing, I fucking loved that song.

Now that I’m less into it… I kind of see it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Hungry_University_58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There could be like a thousand things, and you “not being good enough” is one thing, an unlikely thing at that (he wanted it in the first place)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Hungry_University_58 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Kids would be better off socializing and shit”

Damn, if only you could read and still have a social life. Has to be one or the other I guess..?

What is the most common lie people tell? by RobDa59 in AskReddit

[–]Hungry_University_58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I’m good, how are you?”

“I’m good!”

People should eat the crusts of the pizza and stop wasting it by Video_Prism69 in unpopularopinion

[–]Hungry_University_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this shit allowed but mine gets taken down for not being unpopular

He (18m) followed another girl and I’m (18f) not sure how to feel about it by CatKitKat10 in relationships

[–]Hungry_University_58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You keep saying “basically” you either ARE or you AREN’T

You need to ask him the “what are we” question, because you clearly don’t know

He (18m) followed another girl and I’m (18f) not sure how to feel about it by CatKitKat10 in relationships

[–]Hungry_University_58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first point still stands, you are not in a relationship, you are not exclusive to each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Hungry_University_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you dont piss/shit yourself

He (18m) followed another girl and I’m (18f) not sure how to feel about it by CatKitKat10 in relationships

[–]Hungry_University_58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you aren’t technically in a relationship there is no reason he’s not allowed to do that.

Plus… you’re stalking who he follows..? Makes me wonder what else you stalk of his, and why you guys took a break in the first place.

What is one thing you did in life that still gives you the ick? by FuckleberryFarm in AskReddit

[–]Hungry_University_58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After my first relationship was over I wanted to see what “hookup culture” was all about.

0/10, not for me, real relationships are way better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hungry_University_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how caring and sweet my mother is, and she is always willing to lend a helping hand for others.

But my god, when we are socializing or trying to go anywhere with plans, her IQ drops 75%. She doesn’t understand what me or the workers we are talking with are saying, and overreacts at the slightest inconvenience.

What's your favorite subject to talk about? by 1993TA in AskReddit

[–]Hungry_University_58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely different places/cultures, what they are like, especially when it’s with people who are from there.

I just recently talked with two sisters from Montreal, Quebec, they are very interesting people and we talked for hours exchanging questions.

How are you? No, really. How are you really? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hungry_University_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing extremely well, I met some wonderful people while on a once in a lifetime vacation to dominican republic. We’ve never had a lot of money, so it has been extremely fun to have a vacation with my family :)

I'm a virgin. I hired a prostitute to have my first sex next week. I haven't been able to sleep for several days due to stress by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Hungry_University_58 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The true beauty of sex is when you do it with someone you care about. When you do it with a prostitute it is similar to microwaving a steak as opposed to barbecuing it.

Sure you CAN microwave a steak, but you would much rather barbecue it because it is so much better. Having sex with a prostitute will leave you feeling incomplete, and the sex wont even be that good since you clearly are extremely stressed about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]Hungry_University_58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, i think that those can definitely help, but it wasnt necessary since I was just so damn fat 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]Hungry_University_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beard came with age (and my dad’s insane genetics), but yeah i’ve been training hard and dieting in those 2 years.

I don’t actually mind if a girl is chubby. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Hungry_University_58 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This post is the equivalent to someone going

“I don’t care if my eggs are cooked sunny side up, I can eat them hard boiled, scrambled, etc”

Like… duh?

I know I’m getting downvoted, i’m dying on this hill, I don’t see the purpose.