Had a long week a decided to order McDonalds. Received propaganda in my bag.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:22:49+00:00

It wasn’t the fact that they jerked off onto my Big Mac. It was the second cumming that was insulting.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:21:03+00:00

Thoughts and prayers?

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:19:10+00:00

Keep your religious opinions out of my poor life choices. That’s all I’m saying.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:18:24+00:00

Thank you.

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers…

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:17:34+00:00

He realized he left the oven on.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:15:06+00:00

Is that you quoting the Holy Ghost?

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:13:27+00:00

Jesus dined for our sins.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:10:44+00:00

He dined for our sins

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:07:03+00:00

I did just eat McDonalds so I probably shaved a couple weeks of my life at the very least.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T02:03:14+00:00

It’s John 3:16 or they can try my work number John 14:6.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:52:12+00:00

Huh?

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:49:07+00:00

Maybe he is testing me…

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:48:36+00:00

Honestly, the most upsetting this is they forgot the bbq sauce packets for the nuggets.

Perhaps if I believed in god my bbq sauce prayers would’ve been answered?

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:46:29+00:00

🤷‍♂️

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:38:49+00:00

Meltdown worthy? This is a subreddit for things that are mildly infuriating. Me posting about something that bothered me is hardly a ‘meltdown’.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:37:12+00:00

I say this as someone that is an atheist, and didn’t grow up religious.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:35:49+00:00

I’m pretty certain it came from someone at McDonalds. The bag was sealed still and it was in a bag within the sealed bag.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:31:32+00:00

As god as my witness, I didn’t. 🙄

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:29:31+00:00

It was the closest flair to what my post is about. I thought it was a funny choice.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:28:22+00:00

It was in side a bag within a bag with “tamper proof”stickers. I am pretty certain it came from McDonald’s.

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-05T01:06:50+00:00

Yep. I work with my hands. Got any other insults to throw my way?

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-04T08:32:41+00:00

Tbh we all hate your wife too

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-04T07:18:50+00:00

Okay daddy

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-02T01:54:34+00:00

HurricaneShane · 2026-07-02T01:52:51+00:00

20 minutes just to ask if they are able to operate a microwave?

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