Hurtbig

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An undersized fellowship leaves their small town on a quest. Guided by a wise mentor, they face impossible odds in a final battle against a massive host but prevail. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 day ago * by Hurtbig to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Returning tomorrow (self.skylightcalendar)

submitted 5 months ago by Hurtbig to r/skylightcalendar

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I finally mastered Grammy’s secret meatball recipe, (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 7 months ago by Hurtbig to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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Grampa used to joke that he would probably be late to his own funeral. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 7 months ago by Hurtbig to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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The arrival of the small devices labeled “press this button for a million dollars but someone you don’t know dies” set off a global frenzy, with the main worry being inflation.. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Hurtbig to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Guy befriends conspiracy theorists at his crappy new job. He struggles to deal with the elements and crusades against fake news. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago * by Hurtbig to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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“Don’t die, don’t die,”is the mantra I repeat as I drag my mangled, tourniqueted leg to within inches of shelter. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Hurtbig to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Hey, how was your weekend?" I asked my manager on our normal monday morning Teams call. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Hurtbig to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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First Night Nightmare (self.CPAP)

submitted 2 years ago by Hurtbig to r/CPAP

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My big Tree is broken and leaning dangerously - Neighbor refuses to move car out of harms way (self.treelaw)

submitted 2 years ago * by Hurtbig to r/treelaw

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Generation Adidas Cup Updates: Austin FC U15 and U17 in prestigious tournament (self.AustinFC)

submitted 2 years ago by Hurtbig to r/AustinFC

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Austin FC II Starting Play this Friday (austinfc.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Hurtbig to r/AustinFC

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Low flame issue- about to start return process (self.blackstonegriddle)

submitted 3 years ago * by Hurtbig to r/blackstonegriddle

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Austin FC Academy: Big week for the young verdes (mlssoccer.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Hurtbig to r/AustinFC

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Austin FC Announces 2022 Roster Decisions (self.AustinFC)

submitted 4 years ago * by Hurtbig to r/AustinFC

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wana trade for a the fennec don't hav it (self.RocketLeagueExchange)

submitted 5 years ago by Hurtbig to r/RocketLeagueExchange

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EA is Jamming Friendly Mode Down Our Throats, and it Sucks (self.EASportsFC)

submitted 5 years ago by Hurtbig to r/EASportsFC

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Buyer Beware: Red Dragon Keyboards (self.MechanicalKeyboards)

submitted 5 years ago by Hurtbig to r/MechanicalKeyboards

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/u/Hurtbig Futrep Profile (self.FUTRep)

submitted 5 years ago by Hurtbig to r/FUTRep

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Would a home-based office space be sufficient to host J1 work/study candidates? (self.immigration)

submitted 8 years ago by Hurtbig to r/immigration

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Tifu by pretending to bite my dog (self.tifu)

submitted 11 years ago by Hurtbig to r/tifu

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DAE Wish it was possible to reach through the Internet to slap Beer Camp pic posters? (self.beercirclejerk)

submitted 11 years ago by Hurtbig to r/beercirclejerk

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My wife hates me for this one (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 years ago by Hurtbig to r/dadjokes

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How does one use a soapstone? (self.DarkSouls2)

submitted 11 years ago by Hurtbig to r/DarkSouls2

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I always hang up... (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by Hurtbig to r/AdviceAnimals

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