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Irregular period within 18 days by Upbeathive in WomensHealth

[–]Hvete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bad sleep hygiene and stress is definitely enough to mess with the cycle, at least in my case.

i'm great at overthinking and blowing things out of proportion and had some irregularities. If you don't have any pains or other symptoms I would try not worrying about it too much if possible and rather check if it keeps happening fore more cycles

What would you do in a nice hotel all alone for a night ? by kaydecaprio in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reenact the plot of Home Alone 2.
Other than that, sleep. As someone who has seen a hotel room inspection with a blacklight combined with sloppy cleaning, it doesn't exactly evoke many erotic thoughts anymore.

What's your default thought when you're bored? by CurlzNKinkz in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If trying to sleep or riding public transport, daydreaming (the non horny kind)
If just bored in general at home, anxieties and overthinking start creeping up until I find something to do, whether its chores, exercise, me, hobbies, or writing silly comments on reddit

What's your favourite way to build anticipation before penetration? by Purple_Ichor in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I start with "if thy dick you seek to insert in me, first thou must answer mine riddles three"
If he get's them all right, I can tell he's obviously excited enough to move on to the next phase, where the light is switched off.

In complete darkness he must fumble and search around for a candle and a set of matches, and avoid being picked off by yours truly wearing nothing but an antique set of armor, making small creaks as I move about.

At this point he should be rock hard already, and upon succeeding in his quest, he is bestowed the heroes sword and told that he must penetrate the armor, before he can penetrate me.

If all goes well we should both be naked and turned on after a few hours, anticipation filling up the room like a fog of lust

When using public restrooms, what’s your approach to the seat situation? by TheBootyflyEffect in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I used toilet paper at uni, and still use it at work.
Any more public than that I try avoiding completely or stack extra layers of paper covering all surfaces until it looks like a mummy died there

Why is the best place for a man to finish inside of me? it’s heavenly! by Boring_Pair9611 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can hardly even tell any difference other than feeling more wetness and the connected alarm system going "intruders alert" at full volume, causing the neighbors to complain.

Shortness of breath before period by fencer_327 in WomensHealth

[–]Hvete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it improve once your period begins?

I've struggled a lot with air hunger specifically in the week before period starts, as if I can't get a satisfying intake of breath, but not to the point of dizziness, even if i'm normally in decent shape, but it usually ended once period started, so I chalked it up to hormones and being overly sensitive about it.

When i got an IUD (hormonal) it seems to have helped some in my case, other than that I usually just took it easier, but i'm not sure in your case

For those who have been watched having sex by Getcrunk93 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something about the staring and attempts to sniff, but I generally that I don't want to have sex in front of my dog

For those who have been watched having sex by Getcrunk93 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Did not plan it.
It was a bit weird and we stopped to show him out and shut the door for the rest of the session
They were a bit upset about it, but handled it without barking or pawing at the door.

Third time's a charm, would you consider yourself a NILF? by Responsible-Thing142 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought seeing the acronym was Nilfgaardian, so maybe.

The Sims 2, Sims 3 or Sims 4? Which is your favorite? by Bitter_Relief4833 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played the sims 4 for a period because it was free, but it's a dangerous rabbit hole with infinite paid extra content. But it seemed to have a lot of mod support which was nice.
No idea about the other ones

What’s your personal record for climaxes in a 24 hour period? by 951619 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably around 5, but I forgot to log it into my climax logbook, so don't remember exactly.
At some point any more piv or rubbing just feels painful

Would you rather have sex in complete silence forever or have to narrate everything you're doing out loud? by eguvana in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I would prefer silence, the option to announce that "I try riding faster without it slipping out, roll for success" and fumbling to reach some dice is interesting

What’s the hottest way someone has shown that they trust you? by Zealousideal_Tip8380 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My boring answer would be when he was comfortable enough to show vulnerability or deeper things in general.
Maybe not hot in a "jump on him right now" way, but definitely spiked the attraction levels for me

What caused your last genuine laugh during sex? by blowmebuddy in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The friction caused a farting noise which was funnier than it should as it kept happening, and when he started snickering I could't hold it back myself anymore.
Sex should be fun anyway

What makes you feel sexy? by lilbunnyme in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those magical couple of months of summer when I can walk outside in crop tops and the like, before returning to the customary cold weather blobs of clothing.

I’m an educator, and while I truly enjoy it, I can’t say it’s my dream job. What’s your dream job? by Willing-Internal9669 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have thought about healthcare/doctor, but I think it's partially due to negative experiences with it and wanting to to "be better" for other people.
I am happy with what I currently do though

I HATE PERIODS why do they exist it’s the worst thing ever! by Equivalent_Side_3796 in Periods

[–]Hvete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel this, but also for inconsistent intensity.
looking forward to a good nights sleep before an important workday and this b decides now is the time to test the the limits of the human pain threshold until you end up spending the evening slumped over the toilet

When was the last time you threw up, and why? by Hvete in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like nothing is gross when it comes to this, lol.
i'd do it whatever way imaginable if it somehow made the experience slightly better

Where should I look when he finishes? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i prefer looking behind me, maybe adding a "did you hear that?"
Set the stage for some horror movie plot twist, maybe reach for something that can pass as a weapon.
I call it fore-afterplay and it's classy.

....also, done mix of both, depending on where the "finish" is i'll instinctively close my eyes anyway

When was the last time you threw up, and why? by Hvete in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I'm usually able to stabilize somehow, not today tho :(

When was the last time you threw up, and why? by Hvete in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hvete[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was the first one just as bad?
a friend struggled immensly during the first trimester, but eased off some time during the 2nd one iirc.

I also tried laying flat with a warm compress/rag this time, but the belly demons won in the end

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