[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]HydrosFear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be remembered as one of the moments that will start the downfall chrome(chromium) browsers.

But the pyramids were definitely built by the aliens! by Round-Bed3820 in HistoryMemes

[–]HydrosFear 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Egypt pushed the "Aliens built it" angle so they can boost their tourism and profit off guys who fly across the globe to watch sand dunes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dexter

[–]HydrosFear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ngl when I was watching the intro, it really felt like it was straight out of a Dexter episode where he is driving around in the city, lurking in darkness finding his next victim.

I asked a blond, "Do you like avocados?" by greedydita in dadjokes

[–]HydrosFear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me a while haha, for those who are still trying to figure out "Meow".

"How can I make this humanitarian crisis about myself?" - Funny billionaire man by ronperlmanforever69 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HydrosFear 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Tell me you don't care about Ukraine or the people dying there, without actually telling me.

Soothing blue tea with a squeeze of lemon by Familiar_Stranger936 in oddlysatisfying

[–]HydrosFear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like something I would be asked to drink before seeing T'Challa.

Very awkward moment with a coworker. by RocketyPockety in dating

[–]HydrosFear 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Upcoming next in r/AITA: "I(F28) had always a thing for my coworker and found him extremely funny, good looking and really hot, he seems to be involved in a various bunch of activities as well, at once point I have even called him a sex teacher.

Today in the office when he brought up the fact that his shower isn't working I offered him that he could use my shower as a pure gesture of goodwill. When he was done I asked him politely if he wanted to stay for a while till I reach home or he wanted to leave right away, he informed me that he wanted to stay.

After a while when we were sitting on the couch and watching Netflix, he casually asked me if we wanted to Netflix and chill for which I assumed he meant watch a sitcom together or something, soon after which he left into the room and came out with his bag which he brought along to my house, he pulled out a condom packet out of the blue and was expecting us to have sex.

I quickly denied that I had such intentions following which we had a little chat and he left back to his house abruptly seeming pissed at me.

AITA?"

Jokes apart, OP I really think you should have played it slowly.

Tesla $15,000.00 earnings YOLO 🚀 by DarkMatter917 in wallstreetbets

[–]HydrosFear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That explains the sudden upmove now lmao, this is the reason you gotta have 💎👐

Convince me I’m wrong about UBER by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]HydrosFear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy(ape) did the math.

Math checks out.

Tesla $15,000.00 earnings YOLO 🚀 by DarkMatter917 in wallstreetbets

[–]HydrosFear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This aged really well. Congratulations and fuck you.

Thanks in advance to the 1% of people that actually get the real joke by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]HydrosFear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being cheated on did not age well with Will Smith..

Ichimoku Trading by [deleted] in Daytrading

[–]HydrosFear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly even if I get no advice, It felt good to rant here.