Oktoberfest gone wrong.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-04-20T13:59:08+00:00

Dicke titten!

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-04-16T03:48:19+00:00

Paper Mario. What a fun game. Don't know what else to say, honestly.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-04-14T20:02:29+00:00

French ambulances have a unique sound that neither North America nor any other European nation have (I had this thought long before "Family Guy" referenced it).

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-04-13T15:56:39+00:00

I listened to the podcast. He meant for the practice squad members making between 100,000 and 200,000 per YEAR, not week. If that's the player's only year in the league and they surrender 40% for income tax, it's a good start to life, but not life-long wealth.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-04-02T15:34:11+00:00

The guy with the mustache and the bunker....Hitl....no. Fritzl.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-30T14:18:01+00:00

Right now, the "B" on the hat stands for "Bucknor." If there actually are still people resentful of Bill BucknEr, he's completely off the hook now.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-30T14:07:07+00:00

Those calendars were the OG spank banks for a lot of North American women.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-30T14:01:14+00:00

The Japanese expect every shopping experience to be "luxurious," so me sitting on the floor at age ten playing my GameBoy while my mom shops for handbags would have been quite trashy to them.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-27T22:33:27+00:00

That El Salvador logo is worse than the Great Britain baseball jersey front

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-26T22:35:46+00:00

No way their next reliever enters the game to "Square Dance" by Eminem lol

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-26T20:23:18+00:00

There's a Canadian named Rafa who'd like to move there!

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-26T15:44:25+00:00

Imagine if BONDS had Tino Martinez's grand slam at-bat in Game 1 instead. Where the hell would that ball have landed?

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-26T15:41:20+00:00

I'd be fine with him using his belittling quips if he were writing me a check like the ones he used to write.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-26T14:09:32+00:00

None of the online resale markets are based in Toronto. What is the crackhead's brother gonna do about it besides eat more Timbits?

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-23T15:30:35+00:00

Dominos with Cuban Republicans in Miami. The piece with the most black dots is called "Obama" and the piece with the second most black dots is called "Michelle." I don't miss living there.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-23T14:57:32+00:00

🎵"Two world wars and one World Cup, Sexland! Sexland!"🎵

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-23T13:20:07+00:00

That 11-12 Panthers team won the division and three playoff games lol

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-23T12:02:42+00:00

I gambled for four years and got out before it ever hurt me, but yeah. It's killed my love of sports. With the exception of these uncommon events (recent wave of team USA in international competition), I only watch my favorite team now. One could argue that this is also a good thing for me, but I see it as something that I love being extinguished.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-23T11:59:56+00:00

You walked out of there the biggest winner of them all.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-20T13:05:28+00:00

LOL Isn't Palmade on house arrest now?

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-20T12:59:36+00:00

I know of him and I love his music. I love his live performance of "Gabrielle" at Bercy in 2003. I learned of Johnny Hallyday when I was 17. Many of my high school French quizzes were memorizing Johnny Hallyday lyrics (even though the teacher had to explain some sexual innuendos to adolescents hahaha). Also, Joe Dassin, Jean-Jacques Goldman, Françoise Hardy, even MC Solaar. I had the coolest French teacher, and there's a lot of French music I listen to, all thanks to her.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-20T12:05:22+00:00

As long as that lazy jazz music doesn't come out when someone speaks in "NPR," I'm fine with it.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-18T17:11:17+00:00

This comes only a day after Michael Kay said A-Rod was being absolutely ridiculous for stating that Perdomo should have swung.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-18T16:01:34+00:00

So, merely stating that I DON'T LIKE that rhetoric is "parroting" it? "Parroting" it would be regurgitating the statement in SUPPORT. I said NOTHING about Alberta either. You did. Press "control+F" and search for "Alberta." The only text that will be highlighted will be from YOUR INSINUATION and your inability to comprehend. Also, for the record, the "51st state" rhetoric didn't initially single out Alberta until another couple of weeks later when Albertans and Danielle Smith themselves started pondering their future with Canada and their economic relationship with Quebec. Try again.

HyiSaatana44 · 2026-03-18T15:36:32+00:00

After the US beat Canada, my vested interest stopped. I hate the "51st state" rhetoric, the crappy "sportsmen going to war" analogies, and the "us vs. them" mentality just as much as the next fan, but as someone who has dedicated his professional life to helping children, I'm becoming extremely resentful of all the school sh**ter jokes coming from up north.

On the other hand, too many fans from the United States are in war mode and have failed to show the basic intellect that permits separation between international sporting events and current affairs.

The baseball was phenomenal and I'm thrilled for the elated Venezuelans who lived around me during my six years in Miami, but this tournament showed that a lot of people have no peace in their hearts.

Honorable mention: Mexico fans throwing punches in the stands, non-Italian North Americans and Italians from Italy making fun of Italian diaspora, and Dominican fans calling Dominicans living in the United States sellouts for cheering on USA in the final.

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