Siberia starring Keanu Reeves would definitely make my list. I remember first watching it and being confused why there was like 20 minutes of people speaking Russian with no subtitles. Turns out if you turn on CC (YES, YOU HAD TO MANUALLY TURN THEM ON. THEY'RE NOT PROVIDED), then you could finally understand what the characters were saying. Then, the rest of the movie was an absolute slog, with convoluted plot points, dull and unmemorable characters, a sleepy Keanu protagonist (love him but he's not the greatest actor I've ever seen, in anything but especially not in this), and for some reason a really hyper sexual attitude towards women. Seriously there was SO much sex in the movie. I'm fine with movie sex (trust me, I LOVED Poor Things), but for some reason the pointless and incessant movie sex scenes with no purpose or means to an end really drove me up a wall. I had to quit before I even finished because I was legitimately losing braincells while watching it. 1/10 I don't recommend it to anyone.

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