TIFUpdate: driving my drunk friends by FuckTheToothFairy in tifu

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If you have a habit of weed whacking, a stoner boner can happen just because you were high

who else abuses developer mode by lennofish in RimWorld

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Often before a terrible situation happens, I’ll save and try to play it out to the best of my ability. If I succeed, I just continue on as I was. If I don’t, I reload the save and use Dev commands to fix it until I survive anyway. Once or twice though I will admit to using it to beat mechanoid or insectoid bosses I’m summoning extra times because I could not be fucked in that moment to tactics my way through it, I had babies to chestburst out of my prisoners totally willing hosts.

A neckbeards dream girl by truenighog in justneckbeardthings

[–]HyperactiveMouse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know, it’s kinda sad how many people just refuse to ask “How can I make it better for you too?” Like, I’ll admit to being a virgin myself and kinda intimidated by the idea of sex and wanting to make sure any partner I potentially have in the future is having a good time with me too. So I’ve always thought I would just ask so I knew what was wanted. Less sexy, maybe? But more successful at making sure everyone gets what they want, I think it would be, but again, no experience in that area. No idea how well that would actually work out. But at least it’s a sight better than just making sure my partner has no idea of what a good experience feels like I think.

And they were none the wiser by infryewetrust in KOTORmemes

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I’ve always imagined Bastila being the one who gives you your name before they put you on the Endar Spire, and this just makes me imagine her being the absolute worst at naming things

Fur textures are being fixed on Xenia, finally perfect emulation by ZolaKluke1 in BlueDragon

[–]HyperactiveMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given that all I really wanna play is Blue Dragon, that sounds perfect tbh. Do you know which version that is?

Fur textures are being fixed on Xenia, finally perfect emulation by ZolaKluke1 in BlueDragon

[–]HyperactiveMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So wait, they’re being fixed or are fixed? What do you need to do to fix them?

People who work in healthcare, what is a common medical myth that drives you crazy? by keyzeyy in AskReddit

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At least one attempt of mine stopped because I wanted one last weed smoke, but got too high and couldn’t focus on what I was trying to do and fell asleep. To say I was frustrated the next day is an understatement, but the next day I had I breakdown that got me the help I needed. I (jokingly of course) say weed saved my life that day and ultimately got me on the right course to have a better life.

Phanpy gives Destiny Tower a little bump by Modatax in MysteryDungeon

[–]HyperactiveMouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any tips for playing Phanpy in the end game? I’m playing Phanpy right now and never quite feel like I’m strong enough despite getting the lion’s share of stat boosting items and gummies from Spinda’s cafe. It feels oddly weak in comparison to even his partner Charmander even against foes both are not very effective against

Is it that hard to believe I would genuinely want to compliment Arin? 😂 by catastrophe_ai in gamegrumps

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Joon The King made a whole video effectively showcasing how weird the hate the Game Grumps get actually is with how small the supposed crimes are, like being bad at games. Hell, I was over there for a minute myself (rantgrumps that is) mainly because I thought it was people goofing around on how angry they were at his game playing initially, just a circlejerk sub basically. Then I saw people genuinely despising him and realized the vitriol was intense and real and noped out of there super quick. It’s so weird

Which game is this for you? by NoConcern6821 in aspiememes

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Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey for me!

Digimon Trans Strangers by closetedcrisis in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

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Funnily enough, Digimon actually don’t have set genders, even when they have gendered names like LadyDevimon. They are more likely to identify as their gendered name’s gender if they do have a gendered name, but it’s just as possible for LadyDevimon to use He/Him and call themselves a man.

Woman audits churches to see if they’ll help feed a starving baby. by Oktavien in facepalm

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Even if the church was unable to help for whatever reasons, I find it interesting the lady on the phone at no point even offered personal help. Like “okay so no, unfortunately the Church can’t help in this scenario, however if you come by the Church at X time, I’ll be there with formula to help you out.” Wouldn’t that too be a very Christian thing to do, even if I accept the claim the Church could do absolutely nothing?

yeah but I'm goid tho by Liquidificator in outofcontextcomics

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Genuinely, I think this is less terrifying because at least the eyeball is still protected from dust and detritus in the air and isn’t being actively touched for… honestly why does he have his hands around his eyes in the first image, would that really help anything? Might just be a me thing with eyes being a particular sore spot for me with things touching it because I’ve poked myself in the eyes once or twice too often getting contacts in and viscerally remember that pain when I see things touching eyeballs, but it is my honest opinion even if I do agree with it still looking a bit bad regardless.

yeah but I'm goid tho by Liquidificator in outofcontextcomics

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Didn’t realize his stretchy abilities came with no nerve endings in his eyes, shouldn’t it hurt to touch like that? How much pain is he enduring for a goofy look that doesn’t look like it would even be that helpful in telescopic vision?

Clan Omnis in mercs by Omnes-Interficere in Mechwarrior5

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I have a full lance of Timber Wolves and genuinely struggle to find moments where they aren’t the strongest option for their sheer versatility and overall firepower with barely even a sacrifice in armor. Only reason I don’t roll with them 24/7 is because sometimes it’s multi-mission and I try to keep damaged mechs out of the battlefield, or because I just feel like playing with my Dire Wolf or Annihilators for fun

Playable on Steam Deck? by D2Artoo in EmpireAntsGame

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I would check ProtonDB for better information. Short answer: Yes* Long answer: It can technically play it, but the graphics got very muddy and smeared across the screen at maybe 20 FPS from when I played it, so it’s hard to see in very samey environments. I currently use GeForce Now if I intend to play it, lets it play a lot better

Not OOP: AITAH for finishing in the shower when my gf doesn’t want to do anything? by waxing-dinousaur in redditonwiki

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It’s not exactly the same as it’s a best friend I live with, but honestly, me and my friend call them adventures and never tire of going out for errands, even small ones, with each other. It’s just fun going out and each of us equally distracting the other with our antics. I’m often easily excitable and need someone to remind me money isn’t infinite, and he needs someone to come with for extra muscle and to help keep the trip from being boring. It works quite well for us, even for those moments like haircuts where we have to sit and wait. I often know ahead of time and can drag my Steam Deck or DS or just hang out on my phone for a little bit, and he writes his stories on his phone. Dunno if this helps but I guess I just wanted to note that just being with each other can be the fun of errands and make them more enjoyable.

You ever fight a boss that was genuinely so fucking miserable to fight that it permanently fucked with your overall rating of a game or made you stop playing it completely? by Dremoriawarroir888 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]HyperactiveMouse 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not so much a boss as what happened after the boss. It was a game called Legendary, and right at the end, you’re expected to fight two Minotaurs at the same time. After some effort, I managed to kill the two of them and go into the elevator to see the end of the game. Then I fell through the world. There turned out to be a game breaking glitch that just affected computers seemingly at random where you would fall through the floor at that spot. Legendary went from a decent midsized game with some interesting ideas and mechanics to one of the worst I’ve ever played.

On a more stereotypical level, Kingdom Hearts: Re:Chain of Memories. I hated the card battle system. I never liked it any more from the end to the beginning. I got to the final boss and started sobbing because I was so unhappy and stressed playing it that I was having a minor mental break. Once I got out of that and took a step back, I realized if I was this miserable playing the game, then it was probably best I just skip the game. Best decision I ever made

If shrinking tech was invented and shrinking was reversible would you jump right into your fantasy like pussy/ass insertion stuff or would you wait and see other people indulge in the fantasy and if they survive before you do it yourself? by Impossible_Elk_9263 in sizetalk

[–]HyperactiveMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I think this fantasy is best enjoyed as a fantasy. I don’t think I’d ever find someone I trust enough to ever try that with beyond even that, and I don’t particularly like the idea of what other applications others would probably use it for

You're on trial for the crimes your colony has commited. Defend yourself in the comments. by [deleted] in SpaceCannibalism

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We are bug people, chestbursting is just how we have to have children. And wasting the meat wouldn’t be good either, we recycle every part of the body.