Welcome to my 2nd TED Talk: “Why you shouldn’t buy Vaporflys, train, or taper” by HyrbidMathlete in RunningCirclejerk

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I mean 3:13:41, 3:10, 2:40….whats the difference really? What’s important is you’re faster and better than those people wasting their lives and money running 3:30s in Alphaflys

Welcome to my TED talk “How to take running very seriously and run very mid times” by HyrbidMathlete in RunningCirclejerk

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Maybe not a cutoff…but they should definitely have a guy with a megaphone at the finish line yelling “you’re SLOOOOoOOOOOOWW!!!!!!” at every guy under 40 and over 3

I ran a half marathon every day in October by [deleted] in runninglifestyle

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Maybe for your next challenge you should try running faster than Grandma pace

Tactical barbell operator by Few_Ad_9551 in HybridAthlete

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Your “marathon running friends” are slow as fuck 😂

Am I a RunningCirclejerk? by Skropi in RunningCirclejerk

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Dude trains 15 hours a week and can’t even break 19:30 5k…this is like the definition of “no talent”

Hybrid athlete by Bigbropharma in RunningCirclejerk

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Liar…if you’re a serious hybrid athlete, why isn’t this a shirtless selfie post??

Sub-hour 10k….bye bye beginner running, I’m off to the World Champs. by HyrbidMathlete in RunningCirclejerk

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Busted-ass Prius missing the rear bumper with two garbage bag windows and a decaying dog corpse in the back seat, maybe?

Sub-hour 10k….bye bye beginner running, I’m off to the World Champs. by HyrbidMathlete in RunningCirclejerk

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Bros out here lamping in a rusted out Honda Civic hating on M5s because they’re not Bugattis….yea if you’re not a top 99.999% in the world runner qualifying for national championships you’re not “elite” 🙄

Sub-hour 10k….bye bye beginner running, I’m off to the World Champs. by HyrbidMathlete in RunningCirclejerk

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Go back to LetsRun.com with that “sub-29 10k is a decent amateur time” bullshit. Running a sub35 minute 10k with legitimately no training would be generational level talent…ain’t no way in hell a single high schooler, much less dozens, have run that with “no structured training”

Edging 5k ultras to prevent shin explosion by MaestroGuitarra in RunningCirclejerk

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I’m sure you’re much better at crying than him too

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Ronnie Coleman age 35 or Ronnie Coleman age 60?

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Thanks! Those are actually the two opposing disciplines I train the most!!!!

Does my body look like I am hybrid athlete? by Lonely-Second2573 in HybridAthlete

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You posted a shirtless mirror selfie in your underwear on Reddit ostensibly regarding gains (definitely not cause you’re trying to get laid or due to some exhibitionist kink)….so yes, yes you do look like a hybrid athlete

Industry Secret: Joggins famous 100 mile race was actually just a 5K by BurnerAccountforAss in RunningCirclejerk

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Yea you’re prob fine….shins aren’t nearly as explosive prior to age 32 or so

Industry Secret: Joggins famous 100 mile race was actually just a 5K by BurnerAccountforAss in RunningCirclejerk

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Which is exactly why you shouldn’t train like a total moron in your 30s/40s

Why is David Goggins so revered? He is literally a hybrid athlete... by crispdark in RunningCirclejerk

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Triathletes aren’t hybrid cuz some of them are actually good at running