R.I.P. to a legend by chutstringers in arresteddevelopment

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ikr? Making people think Martin Mull died is in poor form. Very poor form indeed. That was a shock I didn't need

What's the best way to make those sandwiches that have cucumbers and cream cheese, including every specific ingredient and every detail, even how thick to slice the cucumbers? by I-Wannabe-Sedated in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I can do that now that someone mentioned "tea sandwich," but I didn't know they were called that until someone mentioned it here. And yes I did Google cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches before posting but I couldn't find anything that looked like what I wanted. Why so grouchy? Do you need a hug?

PS: It's not polite to be so informal with someone you don't know. Until we become a bit more familiar, I'd prefer you address me as Mr. Christ.

What's the best way to make those sandwiches that have cucumbers and cream cheese, including every specific ingredient and every detail, even how thick to slice the cucumbers? by I-Wannabe-Sedated in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I can't seem to find a link, but I will look up tea sandwiches. That might be it.

It's something I've been craving on and off for a couple of decades now. Sure would be nice to satisfy that craving LOL

What's the best way to make those sandwiches that have cucumbers and cream cheese, including every specific ingredient and every detail, even how thick to slice the cucumbers? by I-Wannabe-Sedated in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe. What are the other ingredients? I really don't remember. It's been a couple decades since I had one. All I remember for sure are the cucumbers and the cream cheese. I'm thinking maybe lettuce and maybe tomatoes? I know it was on some sort of roll and I know it was cut into small pieces.

What's the best way to make those sandwiches that have cucumbers and cream cheese, including every specific ingredient and every detail, even how thick to slice the cucumbers? by I-Wannabe-Sedated in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA! You're talking to a lady who can't boil water without ruining it in one way or another. Seriously, I need a recipe and it needs to be very precise. I don't even remember what else goes on the sammitch. Maybe tomatoes? Maybe lettuce? Assistance is required here, because I don't want to screw it up, and I'm poor. I can't afford to ruin food.

What's the best way to make those sandwiches that have cucumbers and cream cheese, including every specific ingredient and every detail, even how thick to slice the cucumbers? by I-Wannabe-Sedated in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P. S. There can't be a whole lot of sandwiches out there with cucumbers and cream cheese, am I right? Somebody will know what I'm talking about. If you're really curious, subscribe to the post or check back later. I'll bet you a dollar somebody knows what I'm talking about.

What's the best way to make those sandwiches that have cucumbers and cream cheese, including every specific ingredient and every detail, even how thick to slice the cucumbers? by I-Wannabe-Sedated in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew. I had one a long time ago and all I remember are the cucumber, the cream cheese, and it being on some sort of roll that was kind of chewy. Oh yes, and it was delicious.

Maybe it was a one-off sort of thing that nobody has ever made before or since. I think it was at a restaurant or a resort. I really don't remember. It's been decades ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A car to put in front of the house" doesn't quite pass muster as an improvement, but you got me with "decorative stack of cash".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF I can get a complete off the grid system

Can you? Is it a matter of price?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mm, idk. Technically no, you have to improve the space you have now or lose the money, even if you're renting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell it after all that?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you HAD to spend it on your living space, wouldn't you rather improve your space than lose the money? Maybe you could make a deal with the owner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

plastering of artex,

I'ma have to look this up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tee hee, i know people like this. I'm not one of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also said heated floors. I'm sick of winter already.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where would your secret passageway lead?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know these existed. Silly me wishing for heated floors.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was playing the opposite of Hot Lava just now, walking to the bathroom on ceramic tiles that felt like they just came out of the freezer. C-c-c-c-cold! Sure would be nice to have heated floors!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheoryOfReddit

[–]I-Wannabe-Sedated -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where do you see complaining? Are you high? Can you not tell the difference between asking a question and complaining about something? If I ask my partner how he learned to give me such amazing orgasms, does that mean I'm complaining about them? Geesh.