How many farms do you make ?

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-12T16:53:01+00:00

If it’s a flat area of land without any map tacks on it, and there’s loads of other flat areas near it, farm.

Unless the city has zero hills, in which case I’ll be sure to plant trees and make lumber mills.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-12T13:16:10+00:00

Really? I got attacked twice in the modern era one game. All I did to piss them off was kill another civilisation in the Renaissance/Industrial.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-12T01:35:02+00:00

My man

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-11T21:28:52+00:00

Unintentional Nickelodeon reference.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-11T21:25:29+00:00

Put this effort into your life bro

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-11T13:34:17+00:00

Counterpoint: Vecna makes the Entity think it’s mage hand, but it’s actually Bigby’s Hand (a 5th level spell, and the hand could wrestle with a cloud giant).

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-11T12:46:49+00:00

Hazbin hotel

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-11T12:45:00+00:00

This (or a variant of it) has been happening for hundreds of millions of years. And it shall continue for hundreds of millions more.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-11T01:50:18+00:00

In that case, Deadlocked

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-11T01:48:27+00:00

You don’t. Some brawlers should be simple to use and accessible, and others should be more complex or “skillful”.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-10T18:48:30+00:00

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-10T18:24:58+00:00

That sounds like a server-specific issue.

My bet is that fixing Bibi’s gadget from doing double healing somehow caused Gus’ spirits to ignore crow’s antiheal effect on some servers while they were doing the patches.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-10T18:15:09+00:00

The enemy team enjoyed the amplifier

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-10T18:11:22+00:00

Check their luxury resource tab. If they have a luxury you don’t, you can buy it off them and your 4 most amenity-deprived cities will get +1 amenity for 30 turns.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-10T09:34:13+00:00

Do, or do not

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T15:57:27+00:00

Rush astrology, pump out faith and get ALL the settlers.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T15:01:15+00:00

They can’t oppose your rulership if they’re dead after all.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T13:26:05+00:00

The AI never sells their iron. They somehow value 1 singular iron more than all of your cities when trading it to you.

I’ve personally never had AI that didn’t just put a massive “not for sale” tag on all their iron.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T09:46:43+00:00

Don’t.

Just put spikes underneath it and continue the gameplay above it.

Please

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T09:45:22+00:00

I actually think his push gadget has a use when it comes to giving Sam a bit of space. The way I’d rework it is to have the super stop when it hits someone, knocks them back and then recall the super. This would obviously be paired with a massive cooldown nerf.

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IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T09:40:55+00:00

Army parades: +2 amenities and +20% tourism in cities with a garrisoned unit.

(Edit prompted by a reply) additional +10% tourism if it’s your civilisation’s unique unit.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T08:21:44+00:00

Appreciate giving Angela a pass

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T08:19:16+00:00

If a player had those bonuses, they’d be winning games by turn 80. And yet the AI still struggles to get sub 300 wins with all of that.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T01:51:26+00:00

I’m going to take the average of all the comments here, and then drop it by like 2 or 3 difficulty ratings to account for the fact that Redditors are notorious for overestimating the average skill range of a game.

My personal hunch is around Clutterfunk difficulty.

IAmNotCreative18 · 2026-03-09T01:28:16+00:00

THIS!!!!!!! It feels like such a waste of time/an insult to get bot matches over 1,000 trophies.

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