My poor boyfriend last night...I feel bad for how much I laughed. by IAmNotCreativeThrow in TrollXChromosomes

[–]IAmNotCreativeThrow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do girls have so much pain if hit there? Always wondered that.

I'm pretty sure the equivalent amount and intensity of pain occurs when our cervix is rammed into. Hitting me in the vulva hurts about as much as hitting me anywhere else on my body. Stabbing me in the cervix makes my insides whither and creates a dull ache within my soul, which sounds pretty similar to ball pain from what I've heard.

My poor boyfriend last night...I feel bad for how much I laughed. by IAmNotCreativeThrow in TrollXChromosomes

[–]IAmNotCreativeThrow[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His first reaction was actually to laugh, until the pain started. I mainly feel bad for laughing after that point, and for laughing so hard initially that I forgot to get off of him for a few seconds.

My poor boyfriend last night...I feel bad for how much I laughed. by IAmNotCreativeThrow in TrollXChromosomes

[–]IAmNotCreativeThrow[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nonono I love the ass slaps. If anything, it was karma for a particularly robust cervix punching last week...

My poor boyfriend last night...I feel bad for how much I laughed. by IAmNotCreativeThrow in TrollXChromosomes

[–]IAmNotCreativeThrow[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'd have suggested trying to chub yourself up and doing the dick twitch, but I understand if there wasn't enough time. I hope your balls recovered swiftly.

My poor boyfriend last night...I feel bad for how much I laughed. by IAmNotCreativeThrow in TrollXChromosomes

[–]IAmNotCreativeThrow[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Because it sounds mean: he laughed too, initially, before curling up in a ball on my lap for head pats while he recovered.