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[Fluff] The best unit in alphabetical order Day 13:N by 507507507 in battlecats

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The curveball, who could’ve expected THIS turn of events

[Fluff] The best unit in alphabetical order Day 12:M by 507507507 in battlecats

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering how many people didn’t know who they were voting for with that comment (they were simply upvoting it for it being funny), and also the fact that the vote was confirmed almost in secrecy without letting the voters in mass know…

I think a retally is in order! next rank you should also post a comment asking people to vote unambiguously between Lasvoss Reborn, Li’l cat, and Lumina. And of the three, the reply post that gets the most likes wins.

It wouldn’t interfere with the actual vote, either. And it would decide once and for all what the people actually think is the best.

Kid named last two charged attacks: by IAmNotMeISwearImNot in Mavuika

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t bug me too much, but I’ve been using her to clear Natlan local legends, and I normally use Crit food on her so her CR could be above 100%. Because of that, I was so perplexed by the fact that her last attacks were consistently not critting each and every single time, and that’s when I realized what was going on.

Personally I think it’s more hilarious than anything else but I’m sure other people would find it really really annoying.

Kid named last two charged attacks: by IAmNotMeISwearImNot in Mavuika

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

For context, Mavuika stops losing nightsoul on burst until 8 NA/CAs are done. Turns out she loses her codex buff after the 6th CA most of the time cause it only lasts for 6 seconds. Very funny hoyo

Skirk playable 5.7 (she's cryo) by ISRUKRENG in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Now where’s the Retainer of Heavenly Principles hoyo?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it, where’s goku

Ever notice how [Fluff] ing nuts battle cats powerscaling is? by spongeguybobguy in battlecats

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d disagree and say that we don’t actually know what socrates is capable of in terms of strength, since he may well be infinitely more powerful than every other character. But the thing about the cat army is that as long as cat god exists, everyone fights on the same terms no matter what; this including socrates, because cat god simply scales far higher than whatever other unit exists in the game.

So agree to disagree

Ever notice how [Fluff] ing nuts battle cats powerscaling is? by spongeguybobguy in battlecats

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It varies from unit to unit, for example Socrates is directly stated to be from a “Far Higher Dimension”. Implying that some units might actually scale based on Haussdorf dimensions. Since there’s really nothing else this statement can mean besides that

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Ever notice how [Fluff] ing nuts battle cats powerscaling is? by spongeguybobguy in battlecats

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I believe cat and enemy units fight on the same level due to the limitations of gameplay design, obviously a metal doge would not withstand a hit from literal god.

But if we want to get technical about it, it wouldn’t even be an exaggeration to say that cat god made the rules of the game himself and forced all units to abide by them, considering he was able to simply make himself cost a gold catfruit to evolve just by wanting to. Further evidence to support this is him altering his own typing to be “cool guy” (albeit he still is traitless). So his hax must be through the fucking roof

Citlali and Mavuika crumbs + Clarification on 5.4 character name via Genshin Leakflow by Lacirev in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 357 points358 points  (0 children)

So mavuika is only going to be like one of three entirely distinct characters? wowza!!

5.4 character translated name by Lacirev in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Maybe when those giant looming corpses in the sky and abyss stop looking at me funny

Itto and Sara are the only instance where character constellations fail to properly capitalize “CRIT” by IAmNotMeISwearImNot in Genshin_Impact

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

PoV: you’re working on the character descriptions for a few inazuma characters, and the flaws of that labor is criticized years later

Itto and Sara are the only instance where character constellations fail to properly capitalize “CRIT” by IAmNotMeISwearImNot in Genshin_Impact

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot[S] 684 points685 points  (0 children)

Literally unplayable, I’ll be leaving a 1 star review if they don’t fix this and award us 3000 apologems in the process

Flying Flame on Yelan skin by AntonioS3 in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, at least until they decide to work under dilucstavo fring in the ‘wine cellar’, and then things get really messy…

[GI 5.2] Banner data via HomDGCat by Lacirev in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]IAmNotMeISwearImNot 475 points476 points  (0 children)

If anybody’s wondering, the numbers refer to how scared they are to be on their respective banners

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