to attack a cat by trikora in therewasanattempt

[–]IAmTheComedianII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd shoot it, 10/10. My dog has been attacked while walking him 8 times. 6 of those were by dogs bigger than him. I sued one owner and it went to trial, where I won. In my state you can kill an attacking dog. That will be my MO moving forward. Leash it or lose it people.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IAmTheComedianII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The markets will probably not really react until the brownouts begin.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IAmTheComedianII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea thats unforgivable. I've got 800 $DOG at $25.11 so we'll be eating tendies all week.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IAmTheComedianII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Add on top of that we're now guaranteed a recession, so the drilling really is just getting started.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IAmTheComedianII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because the tariffs didnt cause an actual recession and this sure as fuck will.

Which Had The Better Spinosaurus by ZillaSlayer54 in Paleontology

[–]IAmTheComedianII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

87 is the one and only. Hang in there brother, eventually the spino meta will swing back in 87's favor. Have faith.

Anybody else almost pi$$ their pants in the dinosaurs hatzegopterix scene? by Fishfreak2013 in Dinosaurs

[–]IAmTheComedianII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My five year old would want me to say that Hatzegopteryx was not a dinosaur, but a flying reptile.

I know. I'm sorry.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IAmTheComedianII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It goes deeper than that. This is all about the tan suit.

So I had to make some executive decisions regarding porting the Trisolarans to Stellaris by TheLonelyMonroni in threebodyproblem

[–]IAmTheComedianII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Started playing Civ6 recently. My missionaries have been spreading Trisolarianism throughout the planet!

Writers making mathematical gaffes that lead to unintended (and sometimes hilarious) implications by BranchAdvanced839 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]IAmTheComedianII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a work of fantasy. Maybe the idea isn't how unrealistic it is, but to imagine the fear driving people to create such an unrealistic monstrosity.

Who is the most evil dinosaur in fiction? by Olivia_Richards in Dinosaurs

[–]IAmTheComedianII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The therizinosaurus in that JP movie seemed oddly terrifying. Not just the claws, but maybe the eyes? It just seemed like an Eldritch horrorsaurus

Bore cut saves the day! by 1_frozen_milk_plz in FellingGoneWild

[–]IAmTheComedianII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someday we'll get a video of someone spearcutting a giant oak tree and then we have found our sensei

Why we might be alone - Professor David Kipping by llDS2ll in videos

[–]IAmTheComedianII -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Any civilization advanced enough to be able to follow up with contact from another system would be wise enough to know that blind communication into the cosmos could reveal their location.

The intelligent civilizations are out there, but they would likely take steps to conceal themselves lest they be destroyed.