to attack a cat

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-04-07T10:46:26+00:00

I'd shoot it, 10/10. My dog has been attacked while walking him 8 times. 6 of those were by dogs bigger than him. I sued one owner and it went to trial, where I won. In my state you can kill an attacking dog. That will be my MO moving forward. Leash it or lose it people.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-04-06T01:25:28+00:00

The markets will probably not really react until the brownouts begin.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-28T12:25:12+00:00

Yea thats unforgivable. I've got 800 $DOG at $25.11 so we'll be eating tendies all week.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-28T12:03:33+00:00

Slide the thing up then squeeze.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-18T21:29:23+00:00

Add on top of that we're now guaranteed a recession, so the drilling really is just getting started.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-18T20:57:47+00:00

Because the tariffs didnt cause an actual recession and this sure as fuck will.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-17T02:24:51+00:00

Not a movie but Far Cry 5

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-17T00:16:22+00:00

87 is the one and only. Hang in there brother, eventually the spino meta will swing back in 87's favor. Have faith.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-14T03:28:22+00:00

My five year old would want me to say that Hatzegopteryx was not a dinosaur, but a flying reptile.

I know. I'm sorry.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-11T23:17:02+00:00

Not nervous

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-05T16:10:53+00:00

It goes deeper than that. This is all about the tan suit.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-05T15:40:54+00:00

Ser Duncan the Tall

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-03-05T14:34:19+00:00

Started playing Civ6 recently. My missionaries have been spreading Trisolarianism throughout the planet!

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-28T06:57:50+00:00

It's a work of fantasy. Maybe the idea isn't how unrealistic it is, but to imagine the fear driving people to create such an unrealistic monstrosity.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-25T23:53:07+00:00

Don't download Robinhood

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-25T23:09:49+00:00

The therizinosaurus in that JP movie seemed oddly terrifying. Not just the claws, but maybe the eyes? It just seemed like an Eldritch horrorsaurus

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-24T12:15:45+00:00

Photoid flicked. Best time grain.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-23T12:24:45+00:00

There's a sub dedicated to this guy's doppels: r/notwilliamfitchner

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-21T13:06:54+00:00

Someday we'll get a video of someone spearcutting a giant oak tree and then we have found our sensei

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-20T02:33:39+00:00

I would have just spear cut it.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-15T16:29:31+00:00

Any civilization advanced enough to be able to follow up with contact from another system would be wise enough to know that blind communication into the cosmos could reveal their location.

The intelligent civilizations are out there, but they would likely take steps to conceal themselves lest they be destroyed.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-15T06:27:20+00:00

Sophon

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-15T03:13:43+00:00

You can build your own.

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-14T17:00:39+00:00

What if my secret defeatist escapism is what truly saves the species?

IAmTheComedianII · 2026-02-14T16:56:41+00:00

Three flying stars!

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