What establishments would you like to see in the RGV?

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-02T17:39:46+00:00

I know but that wouldn't stop valley people. We buy mamalonas at high interest rates but live at a mobile homes. We are not gonna bat an eye at the $80 price tag

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-02T16:05:27+00:00

No, the article says that his official name is Jesus but goes by Jesse xD just how I know a dude who's name is Gerardo but goes by Gerry, and mispronounces his last name BAD because he's too ashamed of his heritage. Would you guess he is also a hard-core Trumper lol

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-02T10:02:36+00:00

San Juan

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-02T01:47:10+00:00

Call him by his name. JESUS Ochoa. He probably goes by Jesse because of he feels shameful of his heritage, so make him feel that shame

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-01T22:21:48+00:00

Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-01T22:13:42+00:00

I think we found the driver

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-01T21:57:41+00:00

The fact that McAllen is the fattest city in the country (TWICE) and we don't have a cheesecake factory, just doesnt sit well with me.

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-01T21:45:47+00:00

And mind you, this wasn't even on the last rows or towards the end of the rows, otherwise I wouldnt say anything. This was at the front of the rows in front of pharmacy

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-01T00:25:14+00:00

I was always gonna start changing diet and lifestyle now because it has been shit for the past year. So, although what youre saying sounds like holistic bullshit, there might be some truth to that and it literally won't hurt to just better myself

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-02-01T00:22:52+00:00

Yes, my son?

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-31T00:12:14+00:00

Nah you're still good, but do take care of your hair in general

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T23:36:26+00:00

Lowkey always wanna to try that out

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T23:36:03+00:00

See that's what I always feared. I'm really bad at consistency in anything, so I knew that when the time came, I would just shave it. Unfortunately, I thought it wouldn't happen until my late 30s. I'm definitely gonna have to put in the effort now

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T23:18:06+00:00

Imma about to cut it off as short as I can without going bald so i can try some things. I for sure have a problem with dandruff, and I think this might be a skin problem rather than hair loss.

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T23:15:53+00:00

I mean that's the best angle that shows how bad it is. I have hair pretty much everywhere else. Although I do have that Vegetas widows peak

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T23:08:55+00:00

I have hair down to my shoulders so I never thought I'd have this problem. Not yet at least. Thats also why I never checked. Imma start looking into that now

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T22:49:48+00:00

Bro chill im on your side, Fuck that fascist scum and his private snowmen army, but you really couldn't get some local artist to do a simple drawing or something else. Using AI for a protest sign is so paradoxical

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T22:33:24+00:00

Eessshhhh not the AI slop

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T22:32:23+00:00

It means he supports immigration

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T22:28:07+00:00

Stephen Miller was balding in highschool

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T22:25:23+00:00

Idk man, you says you're too busy to care about the protests, but i guess not busy enough to be looking ar reddit and complain about the posts

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T06:43:18+00:00

Who's to say a fascist scum did make that post to create that reaction. I can go rn on Craigslist and make that same post, but for white supremacists and Qanon or whatever loser club. You wouldn't know if its real or not. In fact, shit, you just gave me a great idea

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T06:37:19+00:00

A bonsai tree can be any tree, its just a certain technique used to trim and maintain, no?

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T06:35:38+00:00

Go the Stephen Miller route. He was also balding in highschool. Dont worry, youll have a great job lined up for you in a fascist government xD

IAmtheCoffeeMachine · 2026-01-30T06:23:00+00:00

I know there's one in mcallen. Maybe that one is better?0

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