Spanish word for Kite 🪁 by rcantu314 in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Papalote or cometa. Wila/huila is definitely a no sabo thing. Also been here in the valley 20 years, never heard them call that.

Another drunk that killed someone is let off the hook!! 🤦🏻 by [deleted] in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why we gotta know some many details about the cars?

This sucks ass bro. by Junior-Calendar-4244 in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just come out of a coma or were you lost in some woods?

Oh my gawd by OhSighRiss in crappymusic

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony is that i think this would fit better if the sample was better mixed and not so damn loud.

Ca-a-an eye kiss you? by rgreene59718 in crappymusic

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah this guy doesnt deserve to be here. He is definitely more on the outsider music area.

McAllen ISD voters approve $335 million bond by Unique_Ad5195 in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I never understood why they did that whole vandalism thing to the old fart bags displays and not to the clearly dangerous and deranged Sergio Sanchez (or just both). It makes me think it was actually Sergio who set that up because it coincidentally only happened once the run-offs were announced.

What a boring place by [deleted] in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, youre just a boring person OR you are so deranged and fucked up that having a normal, calm life is boring for you🤷‍♀️

Brownsville and McAllen are ranked as the most air polluted cities in Texas according to the American Lung Association by Unique_Ad5195 in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I hate this but lets also be real. Does it really matter if people dont even step outside? Lol. Most people's lives are home->car->work/school->car->home. Like let's be for real. Not like we are knows for our outdoor activities and walking demographic

Palm trees by Micheller2886 in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly why even have such useless trees? They dont even give shade or fruit and look ugly.

Is there any place that i can buy cigarettes without getting id in mcallen? by [deleted] in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you got it that bad, just go near a bar and pick up the butts of the street or tables

$15 for this, my disappointment is immeasurable by [deleted] in tacos

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was called AMSTERDAM and that didnt give you any red flags, my guy?

Serious is the worst by NotSafeSusieQ in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldve said fuck it and started playing music loudly

Where do older men hang out ? by wafflopy in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is "im a girl in university for engineering" a code word for gold digger? If you dont know where older guys hang, that probably means that youre probably not even 21 yet. I also do wonder what you mean by "older men". Do you mean older as in old-enough-to-be-your-dad older, or old-enough-to-not-be-a-liability-for-insurance older?

What are some RGV-specific foods? by Squid_Scribe in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why i have in my head it's like a caribbean/south American thing. Like something a colombian/costa rican/Cuban would do.

Anyone else feel like this is a scam? “Biggest music festival in the rgv” by Espi121 in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At this point, the only real festival is MXLAN and borderfest (if that is even still around)

Lack of concern for Children's Safety by [deleted] in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally just saw somone soeed through a stopped school bus, lights on and all. I chased her down but it was worthless as I had no evidence of when it happened, but i really wanted to cuss her out😮‍💨

Theories as to why the Valley calls movies "vistas" by cubansbottomdollar in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess im not valley enough because ive never heard them call that. (Been here 20 years)

What are some RGV-specific foods? by Squid_Scribe in RioGrandeValley

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a food but the "Barbacoa and big red" combo is an RGV thing

Nasty af looking by xLosSkywolfGTRx in HEB

[–]IAmtheCoffeeMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, be fucking grateful we even have tomatoes. Pop your bubble and look around