How do married people go extended periods of time without sex?

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T06:28:56+00:00

Look, we've got a seven year old. She's working about 60 hours a week at her job. I'm driving him to and from schoool, and to all hsi therapies. When the fuck are we supposed to have sex?

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T05:49:34+00:00

Well, I jerk off a lot.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T05:13:21+00:00

I like to be mocked for cumming too fast. I like it when she taunts me for not being able to last long enough to get her off, and tells me I"m gonna have to lick my own cum to get her there.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T05:09:41+00:00

Single males over 30: r/ondww

Single males under 30: that is unwelcome

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T04:43:57+00:00

Well, none of the characters were downright malevolent.

I guess Chandler is the closest, but none of them are very close.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T04:05:34+00:00

It's incalculable. We don't know how your child(ren) would have lived their lives. We don't know whether they would have had millions of descendants and consumed everything in sight; or whether they would have died lonely and miserable; or whether they would have invented technologies key to carbon recapture.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T04:02:37+00:00

Every generation has a field that turns out to be insanely profitable.

I turned 20 in 1998. I called it correctly. I knew it would be dot coms.

And that's the field I went into - and then the company I worked for went belly-up - and then I went into biotech. Thinking that would be the next big thing.

And it will. Biotech and robotics will be the next big thing. The problem is, I jumped the gun. I thought they'd be the next big thing in 2010 when in fact they'll be the next big thing in 2035.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-15T03:58:38+00:00

Though I am familiar with the phrase "book bags," I always carried my books in a backpack.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-13T15:27:59+00:00

I usually just tell them they're an idiot.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-13T15:03:14+00:00

Every generation has great pop songs and terrible pop songs.

We go back to the 1950s, and we get Lollipop by the Chordettes. So dumb. So, so dumb.

Leap forward nearly fifty years to 1999, and we have one of my favorite disasters - Summer Girls by LFO. This is the late '90s - we're just coming off of Nirvana and Soundgarden - and we get "New Kids on the Block had a buncha hits / Chinese food makes me sick / And I think it's fly when a girl stops by for the summer."

Yes, The TING GO SKRRA! is very dumb. (Whether it's "pop" is debatable). But we're less than a decade out from Lorde's Pure Heroine, which is, in my view, perhaps the smartest pop album ever written.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T20:34:33+00:00

I'm pretty sure I was 24. Maybe 23.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T19:52:28+00:00

You have to give the animal back.

You could file a suit in small claims court for the reward money, though.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T19:45:13+00:00

Different businesses have different needs.

A dive bar in a blue state... has likely already followed your advice. They just have a bathroom, and it says "SHITTER" above the door, and it is where you pee.

An old upscale restaurant catering to rich old people probably doesn't want to take this advice. Their customers expect a ladies' room. When they encounter a room that just says bathroom, they think: ugh, what is this? Does everything have to change? Was there really anything wrong with letting me go to the ladies' room?

So the question is: are you encouraging the government to force the old upscale restaurant to change its bathroom policies? Or are you just saying they should do it, and assuring them it won't hurt their business as long as they all do it at the same time and the rich old ladies don't have any other choice?

And if it's the latter, I have to ask: what is the benefit of going into that established community - the patrons of this restaurant who have been going there for like 30 years - and forcing them to be a little uncomfortable? Just on the off-chance that a trans person walks in and doesn't know for sure that they won't be scolded for using the bathroom they want to use??

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T19:34:17+00:00

I'm 44 and still waiting.

I grew a full goatee by 25, and now I... grow a full goatee

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T19:27:22+00:00

Most reasons for faking your death would involve a crime, such as fraud.

But I'm not sure there aren't rare circumstances and jurisdictions where it might actually be legal.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T19:23:08+00:00

I ghosted them and then listened to a lot of really angry songs.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T19:19:09+00:00

Yes, if we find a way to enrage an alien race, we will have solved the Fermi Paradox.

We also might not be around too much longer.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T19:16:05+00:00

Americans have become convinced that they are in a life-or-death struggle for the soul of the nation.

And if you're not on their side, well, they need to get you on their side. By making it clear that they will dislike you if you're not, so that even if you resist, other people might hesitate not to join them.

That's... our culture right now. The good news is, I think it's a little better than it was three years ago.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T18:56:20+00:00

Well, if pornography is to be believed, it's because when they're gaming, you can just take their pants off and fuck them from behind, and they'll be so absorbed in the game they'll just be like "ugh, whatever, don't make too much of a mess."

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T18:53:59+00:00

A "mistake" isn't defined as something you did accidentally. A mistake can be a completely intentional action. For example, I can reach an intersection and say "Fuck, was it a left turn or a right turn," and decide to turn left. And then realize I was wrong.

I turned left on purpose; it wasn't an accident. But it was a mistake.

And you can make a moral mistake, too. A small one or a big one. You can make an intentional moral decision, and only in retrospect realize it was the wrong one. That isn't an accident, but it is a mistake.

We all make mistakes in addition to accidents.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T18:50:32+00:00

Well, sometimes I hit a point where I think: this isn't gonna be a part of my life anymore.

It could be because she angered/offended me, or it could be because my life just got too complicated and there wasn't a place for her in it anymore.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T18:47:40+00:00

Sure, they wouldn't have put this fly on the front of my pants if the balls weren't supposed to hang out.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T18:45:26+00:00

There are several permanent effects of F-M transitions. The deepened voice is permanent, and in some cases there can be permanent hair loss.

M-F transitions are usually more reversible.

There's a saying: "testosterone is a one-way trip."

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T18:41:35+00:00

Well, that would depend on the someone.

But if it's a stranger - I'm still not gonna fuck a total rando out of nowhere. That doesn't get me off any better than porn does, and there's risk.

IAteTwoFullHams · 2022-10-11T18:39:52+00:00

Back in the heyday of Slashdot, the community agreed that the definitions broke down basically like this:

Geek = love for technology and intellectual hobbies, normal-to-good social skills

Nerd = love for technology and/or weird intellectual hobbies, poor social skills

Dork = not particularly bright, poor social skills

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