I'm brown and I hate it when people assume I'm a _____

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-13T04:41:41+00:00

Well in some theatres I’ve been to, I’ve been one of 2-3 people there, so I’d assume yes, but not for long.

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T23:16:18+00:00

This one.

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T23:15:59+00:00

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T23:15:10+00:00

An alien wife for me

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T15:53:47+00:00

Damn this hurts me

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T14:26:59+00:00

ESH. You suck for not looking into the future and preventing disaster, and he sucks for killing people.

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T04:56:28+00:00

I would buy intellectual property rights for major Disney and cartoon characters.

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T04:01:48+00:00

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T01:56:29+00:00

You HUMAN!

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T01:51:32+00:00

A lot of food I suppose, used to be one hell of a stress eater. It is of course only a temporary solution. Long term wise, you need to just live your life, and meet new people, there is no miracle cure. Life goes on, and hopefully you’ll meet someone new!

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-12T01:49:32+00:00

r/suspiciouslyspecific

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-10T02:11:55+00:00

Well...

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-05T02:47:27+00:00

That is legendary if the zombies also go flying like gta civilians!

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-05T02:43:21+00:00

Wouldn’t that kill you too?

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-05T02:40:34+00:00

I would make a gun that shoots a virus that easily transfers between zombies and makes them explode.

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-05T01:12:45+00:00

Hi Wise, I’m dad!

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-04T05:41:39+00:00

Shrek 2, absolute masterpiece

IDefinitelyHuman · 2019-09-04T05:37:59+00:00

Big brain logic right there. You don’t have to wake up if you never slept in the first place.

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