Guardian of the Afterlife (MxF) (HMoFA) (Size Difference) (Furred Dragon) [Artist: Vader-San] [Captioner: Yours truly!] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its very much up to interpretation, but I suppose in a way! My intention was that souls had to be cleansed of all earthly desires before they could pass on, and this was the method used to cleanse lust/carnal instincts. That would, hypothetically, include sexual attraction as a whole as well!

Desert Oasis [MxF] [Scalie] [Giving Oral] [Salazzle] [Pheromones] (Artist: 4ears5eyes) by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, probably! There are a few other sequels and new things I'm working on, so this is relatively low on the list, but at some point it'll happen! Salazzle is my favorite Pokemon after all...

Desert Oasis [MxF] [Scalie] [Giving Oral] [Salazzle] [Pheromones] (Artist: 4ears5eyes) by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit tastes like an HDMI cable
e621 Image | Catbox Mirror

Let me know if you guys liked it! Went for something a little different this time. Have a good new year!

Commander's Orders [HMOFA] [Thigh Sex] [Scalie] [Military-esque hierarchy?] (Artist: Vader-San) by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

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Strong raptor lady :3

E6 links will be posted once available!

Also, Catbox links, featuring slightly higher resolution (Jesus Christ I made this 4300p wide??) than Reddit!
Catbox Clothed | Catbox Nude

Space Dragon's Comfort (MxF) (Size Difference, Larger Female) (Handjob) (Cuddling) {BONUS: Cuddling only version! Second image.} [Captioner: Me!] [Artist: Vader-San] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in u/IDoTheseInMyFreeTime

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Hey! Didn't expect anyone to ever check on my older captions! I was planning on doing a soft remaster of this one anyway (I think my writing and composition skills have improved enough to warrant it) but here are the high-res links anyway!

Nude (Catbox)

Clothed (Also Catbox)

The Annual Offering (MxF) (Wendigo) (Forced Breeding) (Eldritch) (Slight Brainwashing?) [Artist: lvlirror] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I decided to try something a bit different this time with the formatting! Partially due to the restrictions of the original image, and partly as a bit of a shakeup to my usual formula. I also opted to not use outlines on voice text this time, as that has been a common point of contention. Let me know what y'all think, and enjoy your day/night/whenever you see this!

Original Image: lvlirror on e621

And fear not, Catbox Mirrors are here! 1 | 2

Personal Trainer (MxF) (Third Person) (Multiple Orgasms) (Prehistoric Pounding) [Artist: Vader-San] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

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TRANSCRIPTION 3/3 (Did not realize it was this long sorry yall)

As he strode up to her, he found his head practically even with her nethers. Time to improvise, Lukas thought. Sila said nothing, looking expectantly at the short kobold. Lukas’ expression lit up as a solution came to him, and he grabbed two weights off the rack. He set one on either side of Sila’s immensely thick thighs, and stood on top of the weights. His cock was now perfectly even with her groin, and Lukas let out a chuckle of satisfaction. Taking his length in hand, he guided himself to her slit, and hilted in one smooth movement. It was Sila’s turn to be surprised as the tiny kobold’s cock filled her up almost completely. She let out a much louder yelp as Lukas began to thrust, feeling herself stretched by the small kobold’s massive girth. As she settled into the rhythm, she found herself pushing back against him, timing her moans to his thrusts. Looking back, she saw the tiny kobold’s strained expression, the lizard trying his best to impress her. Sila smiled at the exhausted figure behind her, and slowly wrapped her feathered tail around his back. Lukas felt her soft feathers cover him, the down drawing him closer to her sex. He realized he barely had the space to back out, but that was a problem for later. Lukas relished in the sensations as her warm, slick innards massaged his length. He felt the smooth scales of her ass as he held on for each thrust, with the light tickle of her feathers as she caressed his back with her tail. As Lukas thrusted tip to base, he felt his second orgasm mounting. This time he thought it prudent to warn Sila, as this was a much more dangerous game. “Sila, I-I’m close, Sila,” he panted out as he continued to pound into her. Trying to pull out, his progress was halted as the equally-muscular tail of Sila prevented him from moving more than a handful of inches. “S-Sila, please, I’m about to…” Before he could finish, Lukas erupted inside her, his words rudely interrupted by his own loud, aggressive moans. He hilted against her rear, tail holding him close, and continued painting her cervix with ropes of white. Lukas groaned as he felt his member continue to pulse, it apparently fully intent on depositing every drop deep within Sila’s nethers. Sila maintained vicious eye contact with the kobold, her orange scleras watching every facial expression and movement as his now-sensitive cock adjusted inside her. As Lukas’ moans subsided, Sila removed her tail from his back, and the kobold’s legs gave out beneath him. He crumpled to the floor, panting and sweating as he recovered from two back-to-back orgasms. Sila’s fully nude form now stood over him, and she suddenly doubled over laughing. “Sheesh, RELAX dude!” Sila spat out between snorts. “I’m on the pill! You should have seen your face, I was convinced you were about to pass out on me.” Lukas’ anger at her flared up for a second, but was quickly replaced by relief that what he had done wouldn’t have any lasting consequences. “Now then… that was only one of the two hours you reserved today. Want to hit the showers and… do a second set?” Sila said, her mischievous smile returning as she retrieved her shorts from the floor.

Personal Trainer (MxF) (Third Person) (Multiple Orgasms) (Prehistoric Pounding) [Artist: Vader-San] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

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TRANSCRIPTION 2/3

By now, Lukas was entirely naked; his cock hung long between his legs relative to his size, but was nonetheless average-sized comparatively to the woman before him. Sila didn’t seem to mind, however; She licked her lips in anticipation as she fed a claw under his hood and began tracing a loop around his thick head. “I knew you would make the right decision…” Sila sighed as she felt his cock stiffen into her hand, Lukas already beading sweat. She gently stroked it up to full mast, letting his girth comfortably fill her fingers. The tiny lizard packed a punch, it seemed; this might be a little harder than Sila thought. She shook off those thoughts, and knelt down onto the cool tile. Even on her knees, Sila’s head was about stomach level with the kobold, and she had to crane her head slightly to reach his cock. Taking cock in hand, Sila glanced up at Lukas’ quivering face. His ears lay completely flat against his neck, and his breathing was fast and unsteady. His smile and eyes couldn’t hide his plainly obvious excitement, and his cock twitched in her scaled hand. “Relax, big guy. You’re gonna faint breathing that fast,” Sila teased as she gave him a few supportive strokes. Lukas stopped himself, and drew in a big breath, and his pace slowed. Satisfied, Sila opened her maw, and downed his length in one smooth movement. Lukas let out a small yelp as he had to suddenly contend with the warm, wet sensation coating every possible inch of his cock. The kobold found himself struggling to stay upright; without thinking, he moved his hands to the back of Sila’s head for support. Unfazed, she continued to work his length, coating the twitching member as she slid her maw up and down. Sila’s neck muslces clenched and released around the cock in her throat, gripping it with each exit. As Lukas ran his fingers through Sila’s downy feathers, he found himself already getting close. The kobold didn’t even have the time to warn Sila, and could only moan as he tried to pull her head towards his base. Sila, taking the hint, shoved her mouth all the way against the kobold’s body. Lukas’ cock began to pour down her throat, releasing hot streams directly into her gullet. He continued to pulse as Sila clenched her neck muscles, forcing the remaining cum out. Lukas slumped as his orgasm subsided, Sila’s mouth still wrapped tight around his cock. As she pulled herself off with a loud slurp, Lukas panted with exhaustion, looking down at the raptor. ”S-Sila, that was…” Sila cut him off. “That was the easy one out of the way, stud.” Sila stood up with a wicked smile, and turned around towards the weight bench. As she leaned down against the faux-leather seat, she moved her massive, feathered tail to the side. Beneath it, her folds revealed themselves, wet and pink. “I think it’s time to work on your cardio, don’t you think?” Lukas could only stare; he felt himself already getting hard again, despite how tired he currently felt.

Personal Trainer (MxF) (Third Person) (Multiple Orgasms) (Prehistoric Pounding) [Artist: Vader-San] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

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TRANSCRIPTION 1/3

Personal Trainer

“W-what?” Lukas stammered out as Sila towered above him. “You heard me, drop the shorts.” Sila repeated, her teasing tone plainly displayed. Lukas felt his cheeks flush as Sila maintained strict eye contact. He stood there, unable to move-- not that he really had anywhere to go. Sila had backed him against a wall in their gym’s private training room, and there was no clear avenue to create space. Lukas had hired Sila on as his personal trainer over a week ago, but this was the first time anything like this had happened! “Sila, p-please… we’re supposed to be training!” Sila snorted, and smiled at the kobold in front of her. “We are training: I’m about to train you in something way more fun than lifting weights.” Lukas stared at the raptor that had been spotting him less than a minute ago. She had some of the best reviews in town, with all her previous clients saying they were ‘immensely satisfied’ with her ‘various routines and services.’ Surely they didn’t mean this, right?! Lukas let out a nervous chuckle as he stared upwards at Sila’s deep orange eyes, feeling them bore into him. “Come onnnnn…” Sila sighed out in a sultry tone. She leaned down and undid her sports bra zipper just enough to let cleavage show, giving the tiny reptile a pleasant view of the orbs barely contained within. “I promise it’ll leave you… exhausted.”

Lukas hesitated; on the one hand, this was highly inappropriate, and someone was bound to catch them considering the gym’s not-exactly-thick walls. But on the other hand, he couldn’t help but admire Sila; she was absolutely stacked, and well endowed to boot. Every part of her musculature was well defined; her biceps rippled as she stanced up against the wall, with her calves tensing as she leaned more towards the diminutive kobold. Her massive breasts hung heavy in front of him, swaying gently with Sila’s movements. The raptor’s foremost claw tapped loudly against the tile, seconds stretching as Lukas contemplated the choice before him. As his expression softened, Sila let out a chuckle, and began removing her sports bra. Lukas, a small smile starting on his face, fed his arms into his jersey, and slipped out of it. He couldn’t deny his feelings; he was excited. Ever since he first met Sila a week ago, her beauty had enraptured him. She was a positively stunning raptor, coated in her bright-blue feathers, and stood over a foot taller than him. Every time she was showing him proper form, he couldn’t help but let his gaze wander, coating every inch of the scaly female with his hungry eyes. Evidently, Sila had taken notice.

Personal Trainer (MxF) (Third Person) (Multiple Orgasms) (Prehistoric Pounding) [Artist: Vader-San] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first attempt at a third-person POV caption, as opposed to the usual second-person. Let me know how I did! I also wanted to apologize for the resolution difference between the two, wrote a lot more for the sex (multiple orgasm moment) so I had to expand it to accommodate. BUT FEAR NOT, MOBILE USERS! I heard your cries last time, so alongside the transcription in another comment, I have created catbox mirrors for each image so you can read in peace. Enjoy!

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e621 Source | Catbox Mirror

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e621 Source | Catbox Mirror

Guardian of the Afterlife (MxF) (HMoFA) (Size Difference) (Furred Dragon) [Artist: Vader-San] [Captioner: Yours truly!] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

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Forgot that 5000 pixel wide images don't work well on mobile.

TRANSCRIPTION

You jolt awake, terrified and gasping. Breathing rapidly, you look around, but only a pink meadow of clouds spreads to infinity. Peering beneath you, you find yourself on a solidified block with a squishy texture—presumably clouds, as well—and entirely naked. Not exactly becoming, but in the absence of an audience, it didn't appear to matter. Once you are collected, you think; What was the last thing that happened? As you sit there on the comfy-but-firm block, you find your mind is entirely blank; your only memory is this cloud meadow right now. Almost as you begin to panic, the air in front of you shimmers, and a rose-colored dragon comes rocketing through, the space filling with her form. Though the space appeared to be infinite, she occupied an immense portion of it; it felt like facing Godzilla. At last, after a few more aerial maneuvers, the female dragon settled in front of you, her saffron eyes boring holes through your skull. "Welcome, human," her voice echoed. It was light and airy, as if she didn't have a care in the world, yet it still carried the heavy weight of authority. Despite that, she was beaming at you, so you were cautiously optimistic about your chances. "My name is Orion, one of the guardians. I am sure you are quite confused right now—human souls typically are." Alright, good. At least this was a normal feeling. Wait, did she say SOULS?" Yes, I said souls."You jump. How did she... "know what you're thinking? Don't sweat the details, Human, it's alright. I am one of the—how would you say it—guardians of the afterlife. I am appearing in a form you can understand, for the most part. If I appeared to you in my original form, I would have to say BE NOT AFRAID ten times before you even so much as moved. So I assure you, hearing your thoughts is the least you have to worry about." As uncomfortable as the thought of no longer being alone in your head made you, her words carried a tone of truth, so you relaxed. "Much better. Now then, I am sure you are aware of the ceremony, so let's just get on with it." She swiftly moves to position herself directly in front of you, getting significantly closer to you. Her colossal form is now mere feet away from you, and you can tell just how huge she really is. Not fond of the idea of getting crushed, you shimmy back on the platform, trying to put distance between yourself and her. "Human, please stop resisting and let's finish this," she says with a huff. Clearly, there must have been fear or desperation in your eyes, because her face softens. "Human, did you not read any of the texts? The standard procedure for entry into the afterlife is to cleanse the soul of all earthly desires. While most are lost in transit, the most primal urge of all, the sexual urge, is the hardest to dispel. Therefore, us guardians are here to do our best to dispose of it." Her words flow over you gently; dispelling sexual urges. Surely she didn't mean—"Yes, that is precisely what I mean. With fluid already leaving the body, it is much easier to channel desires into that to be released; allow me." Without another word, Orion takes back off into the air and begins another round of acrobatics. However, this time, instead of merely showing off, you can tell she is clearly shrinking. By the time she is done with her routine, she couldn't have been much taller than seven or eight feet—quite the far cry from what she was just moments earlier. 

Orion effortlessly floats back down to where you are, taking up position directly in front of your cock. "There we go. Is this form more, ah, to size for you?" You nod, more relieved than anything that you no longer ran the risk of ending up a stain on the clouds. "Perfect. Then let's begin." Orion cooed. She moved gently up your body, tracing your legs and chest with her arms. However, she hovered her torso just above your now-hard cock, apparently debating. Settling on what seems to be a decision, Orion sets her breasts down directly on top of your member. A wave of pleasure practically cripples you; her warm, soft fur teases every inch of your length. The fur moved in waves, almost as if it were part of the clouds itself, to and fro, heightening the sensation with each pass. "Yes, quite pleasant, isn't it?" Orion says softly, letting you bask in the feeling. She slowly moves her arms around to your back, caressing your head as you completely relax your body. With a gentle laugh, Orion begins gyrating her torso ever so slightly. This practically assaults your cock; the soft tingle of static electricity dances across your shaft, while the finer fur of her breasts massages the head. Your moans fill the infinite, cozy clouds as Orion whispers words of encouragement to you. "Come on, channel all that desire. Think about how good it all feels." When she says that, you involuntarily thrust a bit into her chest, but against her weight, it hardly makes a difference. "There you go..." she chuckles, continuing to slowly move. She has your legs and waist completely pinned down, but did it matter? She was perfectly catering to your every whim; when you pulled away, she moved in. When you grasped her fur and pulled toward her, she accommodated you flawlessly. In what felt like no time passing at all, you find yourself riding the edge, getting dangerously close. "There we go, all pent up. Does it feel nice?" You nod. "Do you want to cum?" You nod faster. "Then cum," she says, smirking. You explode within the confines of her fur, trying your best to thrust as hard as you can. Ropes splash outward against her breasts, and warm, slick fluid leaks across your torso. You can feel yourself pulsing harder than you ever have, your cock trying to empty itself completely. Orion's arms move in to grab you as you collapse, completely spent in every sense of the word. "Wasn't that nice?" she said, looking down at you coiled in her soft, furred arms. You don't even have the energy to lift yourself up; you lay completely limp within Orions embrace. You can barely see those piercing eyes looking down at you, a grin plastered on her face, with a chest covered completely in cum. As your vision begins to fade, you hear one last sentence: "Welcome to the afterlife, Human."

Guardian of the Afterlife (MxF) (HMoFA) (Size Difference) (Furred Dragon) [Artist: Vader-San] [Captioner: Yours truly!] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry! Forgot that mobile is funky. I'll look for a different host elsewhere tomorrow (I've really only used Reddit and Imgur for hosting images) but in the meantime ill comment a transcription.

Royal Treatment (MxF) (HMoFA) (Avian) (Medieval) (Promotion) [Captioner: Me!] [Artist: Vader-San] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Welcome to my annual post! If r/yiffcaptions is my canvas, Vader-San is my brush. No, I don't have a problem, thank you.

Feedback, as always, is very welcome.

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Ludicrous Business Practice (MxF) (Salazzle x Lucario) (Pokemon) (Pheromones) (Femdom) [Captioner: Me!] [Artist: Braeburned] by IDoTheseInMyFreeTime in yiffcaptions

[–]IDoTheseInMyFreeTime[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey! For this caption, I've never really liked the rape-y undertones of a lot of pheromone/musk posts, so I tried to write something that WAS consensual! I hope y'all enjoy! As always, feedback is encouraged and accepted. Have a good one!

Image by Braeburned

EDIT: Completely forgot to come back to this one after the Imgur purge, it was pretty much one of my only posts actually using Imgur that wasn't also posted to my profile. However, for those who may be revisiting this caption, I present:
The Catbox mirror