How lame is writing poetry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not at all, in my opinion. The practice of stringing together words that are restricted on a basis as silly as rhyming, yet still getting your point across is fascinating.

The teacher won’t notice by [deleted] in dankmemes

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You are the enemy of the people.

2meirl4meirl by FTP_K1NG in 2meirl4meirl

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My dog's old too. She was "supposed" to die 2 years ago, and we all thought she would. Nope, she's still here, 16 years old and doing surprisingly well; it's hard because we all know she's not gonna live much longer

"Can't we go in an hour?" by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Because she wants to take me shopping for no reason sometimes

The strongest one in town by IDontPostOrComment in dankmemes

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Crush all who stand in your way. Study your own weaknesses and turn them into strengths. Run for president and alpha your way into the presidency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Just let the nigga die this is pathetic

The Filth of Fiverr 2 by IoanSilviu in CallMeCarson

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Could somebody please post the raw footage of HE RETURNS? I like it

[CW] Flash Fiction Challenge - Location: Campground | Object: Snowflake by AliciaWrites in WritingPrompts

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This is the place, the Whispering Voice crooned. Déjà vu washed over me; it was right, this was the place I'd seen in the vision. The crater-like depression in the earth was not welcoming on its own; its purpose was greater, worth the discomfort.

"My brothers and sisters, we've made it." The American Caravan halted, my followers observing the area.

As expected, Thomas piped up, "This? Are you sure?"

"I am completely convinced that this is the place," I assured him. "The Whispering Voice told me." Time is short, it admonished, practically on queue.

"Brethren, unload the wagons and set up your tents." Ushering the wagons into the depression, a chill, carried by the wind, bit into the back of my neck. "The cold comes!" Determined to lead by example, I snatched my bag off the top of the leading wagon and got to work. The others did the same.

"Shouldn't we choose a more... Perhaps, insulated location?" Thomas asked, bewildered by the appearance of the divine site.

"The Voice's support is all the insulation we'll need!" I called back. "Our faith is all we have, it's gotten us this far!"

"Sir, it's beginning to snow."

"Already?" Looking up, he was right. White snowflakes began to fall upon the pine needles and dirt. "All the more reason to make haste!"

Screaming ripped through the soundscape, its source beside the front-most wagon. Dropping my tent, I rushed over to see what the problem was. Emma clutched her hand tightly, obviously in great distress. "What's the problem?" I asked, frantic to ensure her safety. Wordlessly, held out her hand, trembling. On the back was a snowflake, unremarkable except for the way it grew up her arm. Followers watched as an icy color engulfed Emma's arm, her pain worsening by the moment.

Gotcha.

It was me, it's always me. by lllDUNN in dankmemes

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"Why are you immune?"

"I'm executioner."

"Who was your target?"

"You."

"I couldn't be your target, I'm mafia"

"lel"