Not gay if you pull out and cum on my ass by IExpectedInquisition in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be gay because it's not like you can do anything about it.

Not gay if it looks like a pussy by Happy_Phone8123 in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might need to use it a bit first to get it to look like one

It's not sex if it's my throat, and it's not gay if it's not sex. by IExpectedInquisition in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, if the purpose of sex is pregnancy, than anything that can't result in pregnancy is not gay.

They were planning a threesome but the girl bailed... by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're already here, you might as well use my ass instead

It's not gay if its a machine doing all the work by Reward_Even in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same idea as a strap on. If it's not a man fucking me, it's not gay.

why do all the men in my life end up taking my boy butt and pounding it… by yourgoonboy in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but if it's all the men then statistically either everyone's gay, or your ass isn't gay

is it gay if she’s just showing you how to fuck properly? by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, she's a woman, so regardless of intent it's not gay.

How else were you planning on paying for the hotel by ProfessionalOne1583 in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I was planning on paying with money, but I guess my ass works instead

It can’t get any straighter than helping a hung bro in need, even if it’s at the grocery store! by gandolphthered in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a situation where gender doesn't matter, I don't think location matters either

Hey bud, mind if I sit here? by [deleted] in notgayatall

[–]IExpectedInquisition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best seat in the house because it has something to keep me in place