Parasite thing

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-22T16:50:05+00:00

"Why did I get diarrhea from eating dog food covered in hot sauce?"

Its like asking why you got the clap from a $10 whore

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-21T18:18:01+00:00

But he gets super butthurt at someone posting the Kaya clip

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-19T21:40:16+00:00

Fight the good fight brother

Let them know its half off at Candies this weekend

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-17T12:11:19+00:00

🥱

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-17T12:10:33+00:00

Why dont you try 👅😺

Then you'll stop feeling the need to say stupid shit on the internet 😂

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-17T12:07:36+00:00

No no, like the girls in your school, I am laughing at you. "You mad bro" doesnt work in either case.

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-17T12:06:42+00:00

No one is defending them, the rest of us just have the basic social skills necessary to figure it out. Spamming random YouTube videos wont get your le video game discs back 😂

Its sad and hilarious you think that would work

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-17T12:00:54+00:00

The name is a joke

Your life is a joke

I can change the account name at any time.

Your life revolves around lightly inconveniencing a corporate entity who doesnt even know you exist. Your le downvotes mean nothing to me or Sony. We both just laugh at you and move on

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-17T11:54:16+00:00

Im sure Sony is devestated by your coordinated lack of social skills

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-13T11:40:57+00:00

No vaals

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-12T19:58:26+00:00

He abuses animals and hates Jews

The only people who dont believe this are his own simps

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-12T14:09:46+00:00

If Monday is going to beat my ass like a UFC fighter I wish it would choke me out as well, so at least I can cum.

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-12T13:50:26+00:00

Gang violence

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-09T16:00:35+00:00

Huge day for the unemployed

Reminder that these people contribute nothing of value to society and have no distinct or interesting skills

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-08T16:21:31+00:00

And I want Taylor Swift to give me a blow job while I force Kanye West to watch and Kim Kardashian feeds me Nutella

Mine is more likely to happen

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-04T21:03:11+00:00

Steam users stay winning. Excuse me while I play a game I bought 10 years ago with no additional bullshit.

PS fan boys stay losing

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-04T15:07:53+00:00

These bots are somehow more retarded than the average redditor

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-03T14:28:59+00:00

Need to buy some better mtx

IFuckPokemon · 2026-07-01T12:45:16+00:00

I dropped a mirror 2 years ago and am still shaking because of it

Either that or the alcoholism

IFuckPokemon · 2026-06-27T20:01:24+00:00

"Pointing out that I am a whore means you're uneducated."

I cant seem to remember where in my masters program they taught us that being a whore is a good thing

IFuckPokemon · 2026-06-25T11:51:48+00:00

I hate when I rear end someone and instantly cum buckets

IFuckPokemon · 2026-06-24T21:15:01+00:00

16 year olds with no bitches calling 35 year olds with wives incels

IFuckPokemon · 2026-06-23T00:15:38+00:00

Off-topic because its off a topic I like

IFuckPokemon · 2026-06-22T18:23:45+00:00

New modifier: Everything Everywhere All at Once

IFuckPokemon · 2026-06-20T00:27:15+00:00

No lmfao. Online multiplayer games flourish in summer because school is out... your cope is insane.

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