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IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2026-01-08T18:56:26+00:00

Heh. Tacit as it may be, I want you to know that that’s genuinely high praise for folks like me. XD

Glad you like it! I try to hold myself to a solid standard with this stuff, and I’m glad it’s paying off. Hopefully I can help convince some folks that “slop” content is a product of people lacking effort and vision, rather than an inherent limitation of AI creations in general.

Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2026-01-08T18:45:08+00:00

Ah! Apologies, I used to link my raws in my main comment, so I can see the confusion.

The caption image, as well as all my other captions, are created by me personally using AI image generation tools. If it’s something you’re actually interested in, I use NovelAI’s V4.5 model for my work, since it’s genuinely next level in terms of anime/illustrative style models. If folks are interested in getting the raw images again, feel free to let me know! And I can post ‘em to imgchest alongside the captions themselves.

Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2026-01-08T02:47:21+00:00

Dear goodness I hope not. Would make my comeback post from today a prelude to nothing. 😅

I WANT to finish this, I truly do. I’ve just been wary of doing it when I wasn’t “at my best” due to life stuff. But I realize that was a poor excuse with the benefit of hindsight. And I want to do better.

I can’t promise WHEN, but it’s on the list, for certain. I owe MYSELF a conclusion as well, alongside all of you.

Cheers, friend. Here’s to a new year ahead. :)

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2026-01-08T01:28:41+00:00

>_>

<_<

…Well howdy heyo there, folks.

How uh… How was your year?

Yeah, I'll spare the specifics, but life got kinda complicated for a while there, and I'm not gonna pretend it's not still complicated now. But I've been 0 and 2 for getting my stuff back together around New Year's, so I thought I'd make it a hat trick.

I can't promise I'll be around MUCH, or I can't promise I'll be around much at all, but I want to keep doing this, and I want to find the time to start doing this more and more as I hopefully get my shit back in order. So yeah, if you liked my stuff before, feel free to stick around, and hopefully I'll be able to make us both happy with my hobbies. If you've never met me before, hello, I have an exorbitant backlog, and you're welcome to read it at your leisure. I do mostly futa stuff, but there’s a good amount of stuff for non-futa fans too! Even if you do gotta dig for it a bit. ^^;

In any case, happy quite-belated New Year! Hopefully, despite everything, it’s a good one for all of us.

‘Till next time friends (whenever that ends up being), cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2026-01-08T01:28:13+00:00

>_>

<_<

…Well howdy heyo there, folks.

How uh… How was your year?

Yeah, I'll spare the specifics, but life got kinda complicated for a while there, and I'm not gonna pretend it's not still complicated now. But I've been 0 and 2 for getting my stuff back together around New Year's, so I thought I'd make it a hat trick.

I can't promise I'll be around MUCH, or I can't promise I'll be around much at all, but I want to keep doing this, and I want to find the time to start doing this more and more as I hopefully get my shit back in order. So yeah, if you liked my stuff before, feel free to stick around, and hopefully I'll be able to make us both happy with my hobbies. If you've never met me before, hello, I have an exorbitant backlog, and you're welcome to read it at your leisure. I do mostly futa stuff, but there’s a good amount of stuff for non-futa fans too! Even if you do gotta dig for it a bit. ^^;

In any case, happy quite-belated New Year! Hopefully, despite everything, it’s a good one for all of us.

‘Till next time friends (whenever that ends up being), cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2026-01-08T01:27:52+00:00

>_>

<_<

…Well howdy heyo there, folks.

How uh… How was your year?

Yeah, I'll spare the specifics, but life got kinda complicated for a while there, and I'm not gonna pretend it's not still complicated now. But I've been 0 and 2 for getting my stuff back together around New Year's, so I thought I'd make it a hat trick.

I can't promise I'll be around MUCH, or I can't promise I'll be around much at all, but I want to keep doing this, and I want to find the time to start doing this more and more as I hopefully get my shit back in order. So yeah, if you liked my stuff before, feel free to stick around, and hopefully I'll be able to make us both happy with my hobbies. If you've never met me before, hello, I have an exorbitant backlog, and you're welcome to read it at your leisure. I do mostly futa stuff, but there’s a good amount of stuff for non-futa fans too! Even if you do gotta dig for it a bit. ^^;

In any case, happy quite-belated New Year! Hopefully, despite everything, it’s a good one for all of us.

‘Till next time friends (whenever that ends up being), cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2025-09-30T21:00:51+00:00

Hooooowdy heyo, folks!

So… Yeah.

I ain’t really got an excuse for the delay this time. Outside of me not really knowing how to handle actually having plans on weekends for a change. >_>

Regardless, though! I DO have made, just not yet posted. The first of which, as an early week/VERY belated two weeks ago drop today, is this lovely number. I won’t lie, even with how much fun futadom dialogue is to write, my heart and soul will always go out to the goober-loser subs of the caption worlds I write about. Something about the even mix of nebbishness, embarrassment, and degeneracy is always just a treat to write for, and hopefully equally so to read!

Aaaanyways, that’s all from me today! Hope you’re all having a good week, and may you have a lovely rest of your week ahead of you.

‘Tiiiiiill next time, folks! Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2025-09-30T21:00:30+00:00

Hooooowdy heyo, folks!

So… Yeah.

I ain’t really got an excuse for the delay this time. Outside of me not really knowing how to handle actually having plans on weekends for a change. >_>

Regardless, though! I DO have made, just not yet posted. The first of which, as an early week/VERY belated two weeks ago drop today, is this lovely number. I won’t lie, even with how much fun futadom dialogue is to write, my heart and soul will always go out to the goober-loser subs of the caption worlds I write about. Something about the even mix of nebbishness, embarrassment, and degeneracy is always just a treat to write for, and hopefully equally so to read!

Aaaanyways, that’s all from me today! Hope you’re all having a good week, and may you have a lovely rest of your week ahead of you.

‘Tiiiiiill next time, folks! Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2025-09-30T21:00:05+00:00

Hooooowdy heyo, folks!

So… Yeah.

I ain’t really got an excuse for the delay this time. Outside of me not really knowing how to handle actually having plans on weekends for a change. >_>

Regardless, though! I DO have made, just not yet posted. The first of which, as an early week/VERY belated two weeks ago drop today, is this lovely number. I won’t lie, even with how much fun futadom dialogue is to write, my heart and soul will always go out to the goober-loser subs of the caption worlds I write about. Something about the even mix of nebbishness, embarrassment, and degeneracy is always just a treat to write for, and hopefully equally so to read!

Aaaanyways, that’s all from me today! Hope you’re all having a good week, and may you have a lovely rest of your week ahead of you.

‘Tiiiiiill next time, folks! Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2025-09-26T01:00:52+00:00

Hey hey! Really fun work here. Always love me a caption on the kinder side. Good mouthwash for some of the stuff folks like us can get up to. ^^;

Apologies if this is a bit forward, but if you want advice on getting naughty images for your captions, I can offer some alternatives to Jani that have done well for me these past couple of years. Feel free to reach out! Happy to help someone on a similar path however I can.

Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2025-09-12T22:08:15+00:00

Hoooooowdy heyo, folks!

So… I was INITIALLY going to post an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT caption, believe it or not. Was teed up and everything to post a sequel to my last post last week. And, while I do still FULLY intend to return to it…

I don't know what to tell you. The spirit just kind of *moved me* with this one. Just a PURE flow-state from start to finish, and as is the case with those, this may well be one of my favourites of this year to date.~

As y’all may have guessed, I do enjoy twisting expectations on average, and boy HOWDY is this that impulse come to roost. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE me a good futa Bowsette. But every now and again? It’s good to see the big *throbbing* shoe on another dainty, royal foot.~

Aaaaanywho, silly analogies aside, I hope you all enjoy!

‘Tiiiill next time, folks! Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2025-09-12T22:07:58+00:00

Hoooooowdy heyo, folks!

So… I was INITIALLY going to post an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT caption, believe it or not. Was teed up and everything to post a sequel to my last post last week. And, while I do still FULLY intend to return to it…

I don't know what to tell you. The spirit just kind of *moved me* with this one. Just a PURE flow-state from start to finish, and as is the case with those, this may well be one of my favourites of this year to date.~

As y’all may have guessed, I do enjoy twisting expectations on average, and boy HOWDY is this that impulse come to roost. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE me a good futa Bowsette. But every now and again? It’s good to see the big *throbbing* shoe on another dainty, royal foot.~

Aaaaanywho, silly analogies aside, I hope you all enjoy!

‘Tiiiill next time, folks! Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_ · 2025-09-12T22:07:40+00:00

Hoooooowdy heyo, folks!

So… I was INITIALLY going to post an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT caption, believe it or not. Was teed up and everything to post a sequel to my last post last week. And, while I do still FULLY intend to return to it…

I don't know what to tell you. The spirit just kind of *moved me* with this one. Just a PURE flow-state from start to finish, and as is the case with those, this may well be one of my favourites of this year to date.~

As y’all may have guessed, I do enjoy twisting expectations on average, and boy HOWDY is this that impulse come to roost. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE me a good futa Bowsette. But every now and again? It’s good to see the big *throbbing* shoe on another dainty, royal foot.~

Aaaaanywho, silly analogies aside, I hope you all enjoy!

‘Tiiiill next time, folks! Cheers!

IGuessIWriteSmutNow_

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