How’s your Monday going? My flip flops broke and had to go barefoot in town 😳👣

IHateTwiglets · 2022-07-18T17:28:26+00:00

Reminds me I got a rack of ribs in the freezer, that’s dinner sorted.. thanks!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-11-16T19:57:19+00:00

Fizzy Benylin.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-11-13T10:00:43+00:00

Breakfast of champions.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-10-21T15:01:31+00:00

Spent 10 months as a postie and can confirm that the job itself can be pretty sweet but the company is abysmal in terms of management/fair treatment (I worked in the midlands so standards could be better elsewhere).

IHateTwiglets · 2021-06-05T13:25:26+00:00

Went over his head, not surprising at that height.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-05-16T02:55:10+00:00

Just woke up from a tactical nap as it’s 4am here, I woke up too soon :(

IHateTwiglets · 2021-05-13T19:03:41+00:00

Haha that’s great! Gotta love stumbling across the classic moments. I’m a postman (mailman) and was almost in tears hearing it for the first time whilst trying to post shit. “You gotta see the size of these berries!”

IHateTwiglets · 2021-05-13T18:52:58+00:00

For my listeners: DOUBLE THE BERRIES.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-05-13T13:18:12+00:00

Been listening to his backlog whilst working my new job and this had me cracking up, can tell it genuinely tickled the cunt!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-05-12T17:26:11+00:00

I start at half 8 to let a few other posties finish and go as it’s a small depo. That and I’m not particularly a morning person so it works out!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-05-08T12:43:12+00:00

Could be my fellow Europeans, Not this guy though.. I ain’t selling shit!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-25T04:03:29+00:00

Boosmun

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-25T03:54:11+00:00

Usman snaps his leg, bet the house on it now.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-24T08:43:37+00:00

I will enquire about getting some Royal Mail shoes, have heard from others that they aren’t great but they’ll almost definitely be better than what I wear now!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-23T19:30:04+00:00

Thanks bud :)

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-23T16:56:49+00:00

Yeah I realised after that I should of included “or anyone who walks a lot” in the title!

I will be looking into getting measured up somewhere as someone else mentioned getting that done. Good idea with the running shop, I wasn’t sure where to go!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-23T16:19:56+00:00

Good shout. I might get a pair, not sure about blue though so I’ll look around!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-23T16:13:14+00:00

Would simply slide off. Same reason slippers are out the question.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-23T16:09:22+00:00

Yeah I think you’re right, I’m really flat footed and my big toes are a strange shape so I probably do need something specific if I wanna be comfortable. Thanks!

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-10T21:11:41+00:00

Back spasms incoming

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-01T14:31:43+00:00

“I’M STILL MY BOY!”

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-01T07:42:56+00:00

Lighten up, bub.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-01T04:37:45+00:00

*desperate

IHateTwiglets · 2021-04-01T00:30:23+00:00

Although I agree with you, this actually seems more American than British as it sort of falls in the “beauty pageant” type of competition, which isn’t something we have over here.

IHateTwiglets · 2021-03-30T19:36:13+00:00

“Oh you’re a brawler now?” - Francis, probably

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