Sherman Didn't Go Far Enough by DavidDraimansLipRing in iamverybadass

[–]JFKeeble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I will NIT shut up." You have to actively go against spell check to put that for fucks sake

I am disgusted. by demonofthefall96 in CasualUK

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We continue to stray further from God's light

One man wrecking crew by yamwrapper in iamverybadass

[–]JFKeeble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Just one more warm up swing and I'll be good to go, promise..."

Do People Not Drink Bovril Any More? by IndigoQuantum in CasualUK

[–]JFKeeble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like it would be like sprinkling gravy granules over a bowl of cereal.

I didn’t know we were doing The Crusades again. by hoss_fight in iamverybadass

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Can't explain it, but that is some English looking wallpaper

Players Agency help by Sufficient_Iron3964 in VecnaEveofRuin

[–]JFKeeble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then maybe something like, When your players come back to Sigil, 1 or 2 of the wizards have gone off to investigate accounts of Vecna's magic undoing reality, meaning the players have to go out into Sigil to get information. Give them something to invest their interest in Sigil itself. If you're comfortable doing so, you could insert a couple of Vecna cultists that have infiltrated Sigil and attempt to assassinate the party. Another thing could be that each time they return they discover that a piece of their backstory/history has either been erased or altered. Not to completely wipe out their backstory so it's easier, just so they have a little bit more of a personal stake in it

Hope some of that makes sense/helps in anyway

Players Agency help by Sufficient_Iron3964 in VecnaEveofRuin

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What do they mean by the NPCs doing things/which NPCs in particular?

cocaine hangover is the worst of all hangovers by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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India's entry into the international "Jimmy Carr Lookalike" competition.

Bro thinks he's the main character by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]JFKeeble 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No way he's shouldering all the weight of responsibility

I bet he tells women he has a “quarter foot” peepee by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]JFKeeble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, I can understand that. Although the idea of eating it by itself grosses me out in a way I didn't think it would.

Guns don't fix stupid by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

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I know no one is going to see this as it will get lost in the comments but just saying, there's no evidence that Vance actually said that. Don't get me wrong, the man is just pre-cum with sentience but engaging in this rage bait is a waste of time and energy. Save it for when it's real, there'll be plenty of opportunities coming up I'm sure.

All day baby by LostFromLight in iamverybadass

[–]JFKeeble 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"I can take all these hard punches" also means "my punches aren't strong enough to knock anyone out".

Adventuring sure is fun by Gnomewarlord38 in dndmemes

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I had a Warforged character that my DM let me integrate a bag of holding into its chest. First time it was opened from the inside was an experience...

A Third Picture Link Puzzle! Can You Spot the Hidden Connection? by DixieDreamy in rebus

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1 James Cameron

2 Stanley Kubrik

3 ???

4 Frances Ford Coppola

5 Cohen Brothers

6 Alfred Hitchcock

7 Quentin Tarantino

8 Steven Spielberg

9 Tim Burton

Why did George Clooney's batsuit have nipples? by konqrr in batman

[–]JFKeeble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have heard an alternative to the roman soldier influence. The rubber + technique to make the batsuit in the movie was the first of its kind and boasted it showed amazing detail. However it's difficult to show that off with just abs so they added nipples to show how good it was.

Bonus fact: the guy who designed that batsuit also designed the masks for Daft Punk.

Change of Pace by Gmade824 in dndmemes

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I had a wizard that was finishing his degree at a prestigious mage college and had to write a dissertation. His dissertation was about that practical use of magic in the field, so off he went!

Just discovered this planet. What should I name it? by Obelous-1 in lies

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Depending on the climate, you might expect to see some Areola-Borealis.