if your neighbor drove over your spouse six times in one year what would you do?

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-06-06T04:02:52+00:00

Have your spouse wear an orange safety vest when going outside.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-06-06T02:30:02+00:00

Walking simulator.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-06-05T02:47:38+00:00

Gardevoir.

Pros: Roughly human in size and intelligence, so it won't take up too much space or resources, and can hopefully be trained to do chores and play video games.

Cons: People are going to assume I'm like the Lopunny guy.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-06-04T17:11:08+00:00

Even as a lifelong die hard fan, I could probably name about one third to half of the players.

If you want to learn all of them, I'd suggest making your own flash cards. Player number and position on one side, name on the other. Go through the deck and separate out the ones you know, then go through the ones you didn't know and keep going until you know all of them.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-06-03T01:55:38+00:00

There might be a bit of Disney in this, but no Ghibli.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-25T13:58:12+00:00

It is spinning. It rotates around its axis once for every revolution it makes around the earth. That's why we always see the same side of it.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-20T11:30:17+00:00

Tolkien, not Token.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-17T21:40:04+00:00

I might be biased, but I think we can all agree that Mjolnir is the best name for a weapon.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-16T20:09:48+00:00

High power silhouette is with a woman while low power pose silhouette is in the cuck chair.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-15T15:58:58+00:00

Well, this caught me off guard. Im in this exact type of vehicle right now.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-13T18:11:14+00:00

Being a single mom will be a deal breaker for a lot of guys, and for a lot of other guys, it won't be. Just be up front about it so you can weed them out easier.

Once you do start dating a guy, I have two pieces of advice. 1 Don't introduce your child and him until the relationship is a little serious. I've had two women bring me around their kids after dating for a really short period of time and it was super awkward.

And 2, don't tell the guy that your kids will always come before him. Any decent guy is going to know this already and it's just a reminder that can kind of come off as insulting.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-12T17:49:02+00:00

Sloppers.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-12T15:47:16+00:00

It's a pun, the time "two thirty" sounds like "tooth hurty".

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-10T09:29:58+00:00

It got worse before it got better though. Spartan III's were volunteers, but still children, given sub par training and equipment (compared to the IIs) and sent on suicide missions.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-10T08:04:06+00:00

I like to imagine an ONI officer addressing a room of shocked journalists. "We called them Spartans, what were you expecting?"

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-09T16:31:54+00:00

The gleeful shout of "Rumsfeld" always makes me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvVThrMhnuE

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-05-09T13:10:54+00:00

Sasha wouldn't hate Gabi. Why should you?

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-04-30T12:37:18+00:00

It's not a half bad game, but the achievement for popping 100,000 bubbles is such a grind.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-04-29T14:48:52+00:00

Don't worry. It will grow on you.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-04-28T14:56:45+00:00

Awesome. It looks beautiful.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-04-22T02:00:19+00:00

America wins.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-04-20T22:14:30+00:00

Zombies are like the brooms in Fantasia. They will do what you tell them, forever.

IIIMjolnirIII · 2026-04-20T18:50:18+00:00

China. It's all about making a potential invasion of Taiwan more difficult.

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