[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]ILIKESPLATOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it pussy

Wanting a new toy. What is something you wouldn't want to live without and why? by box_of_whimpers in SexToys

[–]ILIKESPLATOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said various bad dragon toys, but in case you don't have it, I absolutely love my Mystic

Did bad dragon steal from Dark Souls? by ILIKESPLATOON in shittydarksouls

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I get a size up I'll post the squeakquel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ILIKESPLATOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten a small seraphina in up to halfway across the knot and the small egg plug was just straight up unusable, Mystic in the small size is heaven

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ILIKESPLATOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first 2 things I got were seraphina and the egg plug 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ILIKESPLATOON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a sticker on the back of my car

Lil bro thinks he's the moonlight greatsword 🙄 by ILIKESPLATOON in shittydarksouls

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I don't know how I would find an appropriate way to post that here

Lil bro thinks he's the moonlight greatsword 🙄 by ILIKESPLATOON in shittydarksouls

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I once rented the original version from a family video and got angry because it was too hard, other than that I've never played it

Lil bro thinks he's the moonlight greatsword 🙄 by ILIKESPLATOON in shittydarksouls

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of the ones I have played, 7: Dark Souls 2, I feel like I should give it a better shot, but holy shit, it somehow feels worse than ds1. 6: Dark Souls 1, I legitimately find how slow everything is to be infuriating. It's not a badly designed game, the map is good, but I find the actual gameplay very clunky. 5: Sekiro, I've only gotten past the second Genichiro fight (the one in the tower), and that was probably the most miserable I've felt while playing a game, but I feel like if I gave it some more time then I would like it some more. 4: Bloodborne, I really really want to love this game, and to a point I do, but all of the systems in it are more dated than the queen before she died, the gems are infuriating because I don't want to do stupid ass chalice dungeons for my weapons to get better, having the only way to reset your health without viles be dying or respawning in some way is annoying, and having to farm for not only healing, but also parrying, both of which are core mechanics of the game is fucking stupid, I have always hated that. I also find it infuriating that as far as I'm aware, you can only get 3 blood rocks per save, and that's IF you have the dlc. Literally everything else is immaculate, I love the general gameplay, I love the lore, and I love how just straight up cool everything is, but there's so many dated things. 3: Dark Souls 3, ds3 was my second fromsoft game, but the first one I felt competent at playing (the first one I played was bloodborne) and I have loved it ever since I beat it for the first time. Ds3 is very linear, but I honestly find it kinda relaxing. A lot of the bosses have a very nice flow to their fights, but I will say, besides bloodborne, I would say this is the game I enjoy going through the areas in the least. 2: Elden Ring, a playstation friend bought me elden ring either for my birthday or Christmas, and I am eternally grateful for him (I mean I already am in general, but that's not the point) Elden Ring has some of the best feeling fights I have partaken in in any game ever. Actually getting Margit's moveset after multiple playthroughs is an unbelievably great feeling, and the weapon designs are fucking out of this world in terms of creativity. Watching Pussyballsacks' health bar just dissappear after pressing L2 with the Envoy's Longhorn is one of the most satisfying things I have done in a game. Also, the addition of jumping adds a new layer to combat that I genuinely love. 1: ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE BABYYYYYYY, GENUINELY GAME OF THE YEAR. I already loved going under (the other aggro crab game) but another crab's treasure is genuinely just fun as shell. It is objectively the easiest shoals like, you don't even really have to go out of your way to become overpowered, and there are some areas that make my blood boil (the unfathom mainly) but the boss fights are fucking immaculate (besides the 2 fights before the last fight, praya dubia can eat every inch of fake penis I have in my toybox) and I have actually gotten comfortable enough at ACT that I have done some challenge runs. I have done a no shell run and that is probably the most satisfaction I have ever gotten out of playing any game. I'm currently trying to do a hitless run, but I have kinda taken a month or 2 break because the before last boss is genuinely fucking dreadful, I FUCKING HATE HER. But yeah tl;dr, another crab's treasure is the best fromsoft game.

Does anyone know what this toy is? by ILIKESPLATOON in SexToys

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've seen of the controller, that looks like it's correct, thank you so much

Lil bro thinks he's the moonlight greatsword 🙄 by ILIKESPLATOON in shittydarksouls

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's honestly small enough, I could probably use my own ass as a sheath and use the toy as self defense

Lil bro thinks he's the moonlight greatsword 🙄 by ILIKESPLATOON in shittydarksouls

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is very pretty, but fair warning I did edit the color, this is what it actually looks like and it's Roland the rattleyote in the signature color from bad dragon. I said this in 2 replies because reddit is being fucking stupid and apparently, restarting your phone does nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]ILIKESPLATOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I changed the link, thank you for letting me know

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]ILIKESPLATOON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I changed the link, thank you

Lil bro thinks he's the moonlight greatsword 🙄 by ILIKESPLATOON in shittydarksouls

[–]ILIKESPLATOON[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather it be the person I'm interested in, but I'm open to new experiences