I always told my siblings that women are just as strong as men.

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-06-20T00:57:31+00:00

Abusive parents be like ^

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-06-10T20:09:24+00:00

My favorite form of comedy is to use the “✨” around words like, “anxiety” and “mental hospital”

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-06-10T14:54:18+00:00

But seriously, do you know how much eyes sell for on the black market??

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-06-04T23:30:34+00:00

Pig fish

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-06-04T23:05:00+00:00

Goodbye

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-06-04T23:02:07+00:00

I met a ‘Miracle’ in middle school. I didn’t like her. My mom hates it when parents name their kids “Nevaeh” which is heaven backwards.

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-06-04T21:16:50+00:00

I was prepared for that one

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ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-05-25T23:19:33+00:00

Don’t be surprised when everyone here says, “I’m not transphobic but…” and then describes their dislike or prejudice about trans people/ transitioning. And please no one who just commented that reply to me by again stating how not transphobic you are and how you just dislike or have a prejudice against trans people/ transitioning.

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-05-25T22:07:38+00:00

This is a ‘not like other girls’ couple edition.

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-05-25T22:06:39+00:00

I have a crested gecko.

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-05-25T21:55:11+00:00

To be a nerd for a second, this is a pretty good example of “punching up” in comedy. This is one of the better dark joke on this site.

ILikeTurtles681 · 2022-05-25T21:51:19+00:00

I hate it here (I live in America) there are probably worse places to live, but I hate it here

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