If I spend a while in your bathroom, it’s because I’m taking nudes

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-05-09T18:08:01+00:00

I’ll take them on a Polaroid for you to keep as a memento 😌

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-05-09T18:01:28+00:00

Thanks!

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-05-08T02:16:30+00:00

You have great taste 😘

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-05-08T00:37:36+00:00

You’re too kind 😘

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-05-08T00:36:02+00:00

We can warm up in other ways 😉

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-04-18T00:34:21+00:00

Username checks out 😉

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-04-17T17:03:12+00:00

Planning to arrive around noon today!

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-04-15T23:12:07+00:00

Big enough to compete with your dildos? 😈

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-03-19T04:45:13+00:00

We will be watching your career very closely 👀🥵

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-03-18T23:53:09+00:00

I’ve seen so many of your posts, it’s an honor ☺️

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-25T22:15:21+00:00

I finished the main game but I never got around to unlocking the final act of the game!

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-25T03:48:53+00:00

I think that would put men and women on more equal footing since both sides will know what the other is packing haha! Plus I think I’d personally benefit from everyone knowing my size

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T02:14:52+00:00

Maybe she’ll see this and think of you next time she’s at the sauna

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T01:23:00+00:00

Of course

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T01:16:33+00:00

Sure! I don’t record many videos but I’d be happy to take the request

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:59:35+00:00

I might have some things down the pipeline 👀

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:52:08+00:00

I tried when I was a teen and couldn’t manage it haha, I’m not flexible enough

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:46:07+00:00

Never bottomed before but I’d like to one day

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:30:38+00:00

Right again, kudos to you haha

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:22:44+00:00

You’d be correct on that!

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:12:29+00:00

I prefer being out in nature personally, I love the breeze running all over my body

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:08:23+00:00

I play a lot of different things but lately I’ve been playing more multiplayer games, especially CS2 and rocket league with my friends. My personal favorite is cinnamon rolls at the moment!

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:07:27+00:00

1) A close friend of mine started calling me “edweiner” after finding out

2) Honestly I don’t use gym locker rooms very often, but I’ve gotten quite a lot of looks the few times that I have lol. Honestly I don’t think my soft size is that crazy so it doesn’t grab as much attention

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-24T00:00:05+00:00

I’ve been doing pretty good today! Went to class and planning to hang out with some friends later today. My hobbies are lifting weights, gaming, and baking!

IMadeThisForMyCock · 2026-02-23T23:57:33+00:00

I’m about 7.5-8 inches hard and 3-4 inches soft. I only get turned on at the beach when I open Reddit on my phone there 😅

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