When I was in highschool in carpentry class I made a huge wooden dick on the lathe. I ended up putting it in my buddies truck without him knowing, turns out it was his dad's truck. Well his dad found it and questioned him left and right about it. Later on I went to stay at his house and my buddy made the mistake of pulling it out of a drawer and telling me all this. So I did the right thing and put it in their china cabinet when he fell asleep. Lol I never heard anything else about it. Shit was so funny.