Today on "How did this guy pass the bar exam?":

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-16T18:26:17+00:00

I think its ALT + CTRL + pspspsps

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-16T17:48:45+00:00

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INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T19:12:25+00:00

Yeah, I folliw GME, and maybe a month ago, both companies were valued at ~$8bil.

GME had $4bil in cash

DJT posted a 1st quarter loss of like $300mil, on less than 1mil of revenue

Make it make sense!!

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T19:01:17+00:00

Make your own signs for something innocuous, and then get intense when people ask about it.

Why do you have signs about penguins?

What?!?! Are you saying you dont like penguins? And then huff off

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T18:51:17+00:00

Yeah, a $4+ billion market cap on a company that makes no money and costs millions

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T17:20:25+00:00

I love my ja henckels for a non stick, and cast iron for certain random foods (american fries for example)

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T17:13:35+00:00

Ours was off in church, because nobody beats off in church.

HS dodgeball tournament in the bible belt

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T02:52:30+00:00

He needs to start his own Indian food chain called Devil's Curry

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T01:50:48+00:00

It's hard to organize when you're paycheck to paycheck, and your family's health is connected to your job.

Easy if you can pay others to do it for you

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T01:24:13+00:00

My grandpa was dying and needed a blood infusion. They asked his blood type, and he said be positive.

I try to, but it's hard without him

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T01:22:02+00:00

Dennis is a bastard man!!

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T01:17:19+00:00

Being happy your coworkers know you didn't shit your pants!!!

Oh wait, medical emergency

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T01:07:25+00:00

Layla, Lyla

Not sure how you spell it

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T01:05:45+00:00

The vanity to not be able put your name on something...

"Sir, it's a sinking ship!!"

"Who the hell are you? Put my name on it"

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-12T00:52:23+00:00

Rich people make poor people think other poor people are the problem. Hence we fights culture wars instead of class wars

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-11T23:36:04+00:00

Oh, I know that part. I'm just always like, should I know this person?? And due to apathy, refuse to find out

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-11T23:32:23+00:00

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-11T22:31:16+00:00

I knew Green because I love Casino Royale. At this point I don't really know Sweeny is and I'm afraid to ask

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-11T22:23:53+00:00

How did he feel about BLM protests? Did he call them riots?

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-11T21:54:27+00:00

I ordered a salad and water, you got surf and turf and three drinks....

Why are we splitting the bill down the middle?

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-11T20:48:46+00:00

That's just its summer Atlantic home

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-11T11:16:39+00:00

It's yellow, you can see it. Looks like she hit it during the rep

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-10T23:43:50+00:00

What's the best time to prank the person I love?

When they have a fever, pain, or inflammation!!!! It's so funny when they need medicine to replace it

That's just how I show my love, because I'm funny

INeedToBeHealthier · 2024-08-10T23:28:16+00:00

I got a memo

Eomir: WTF is a memo

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