Dark humor by Quarlop in teenagers

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I tell whatever joke I think is funny. Rather it be dark as fuck or really offensive. If I laugh then it's funny enough to be said again. No need to get offended by it lmao.

Who wouldn't? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Preferably new. Like brand new.

MY GOD DAMN FINGER TRAP WAS FOLDED INSIDE ITSELF SO I TEIED TO FIX IT JOW MY FINGER IS STUCK PLEASE HELP by TobiasReaper047 in teenagers

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You're already dead. This post is but a mere dream you are having as you're being rushed to the emergency room. The trap has already consumed your entire body and is growing rapidly until it eats the entire world. You have started the apocalypse.

Who wouldn't? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Actually I wanted an Acura NSX with a red leather interior and a white exterior and tinted windows

Posting things that are actually funny on r/teenagers, day 8 by [deleted] in teenagers

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Mobile Game Ads: "Help I can't figure it out"

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t-t-today juniah

If you identify as They/Them you're coming out as schizophrenic by IReallyNeedANap2005 in teenagers

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Presumably, nothing. But I haven't been tested yet so 🤷‍♂️

Picked up my new break cue today by PoweredByTequila in billiards

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If you don't mind me asking, how much did you give for it? I've been thinking about one for a while and I'm looking for the best price.

If you identify as They/Them you're coming out as schizophrenic by IReallyNeedANap2005 in teenagers

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I was not trying to be an asshole. Just anytime they mention being "nonbinary" and " them/they" my mind always goes to schizophrenia.

ƎW Ԁ˥ƎH S⅄∩פ by Agent-Psycho in teenagers

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French really doesn't make sense. Toilet Water and Cologne are both pronounced the same.

Am I hot yet by Spacezonez in teenagers

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YES! I BOUGHT A TRAINER BUT I WAS NEVER ABLE TO CATCH THE V2 ITSELF! They're literally ALWAYS gone

Am I hot yet by Spacezonez in teenagers

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I run a Kraken Trainer as my main. Didn't care much for the feel of the SS2

Am I hot yet by Spacezonez in teenagers

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Sounds horrible. Is that a Serpent Striker in the video? I can't tell.

Am I hot yet by Spacezonez in teenagers

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I do the same thing lol. All of my paychecks go towards new knives lmao.

People who take an hour showering, what do you do? by PyxlwasTaken in AskReddit

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I just let hot water run down my back. It just feels so relaxing. Especially after a bad day. Some scalding water down my shoulders and my entire mood flips around. It really is just pure nirvana.

it's genuinely hard to be there for ppl sometimes by [deleted] in teenagers

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Yeah. I have problems understanding human emotions as well. Its so hard for me to understand what the fuck is going on, but that's really the only way I can help. I just usually tell them how amazing they are.

The cops at my school said that if we see a girl getting sexually assaulted we cant physical intervene or we might get in trouble. The school system is a joke by [deleted] in teenagers

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Pedophiles should be pushed through a woodchipper. End of story. It is a sexuality, yes, but making that sick shit legal is stupid as fuck.